Sporty archaeologist (yes, that's right), massive Exeter Chiefs and Manchester United fan. Free time spent with wife eating out and going to stand up!!
@taskmaster#TMDay4 cracker joke courtesy of my 5 yr old son. Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet? Because the pee is silent.
Merry Christmas!
@rugbyworldcup This was a fantastic game. Great first half and so even. But New Zealand had a plan and just wore RSA down. Really good performance from both sides. My sons first World cup game and he had a blast. What a day. Thankyou @BlackFerns and @WomenBoks :)
@HarryHill the Yeovil show was ensational. One of the best comedy shows Ive ever seen. I was crying with laughter throughout. Such a fantastic showman :) only thing I felt short changed by was the interspecies swingball between Gary and skoffer. That was A Kon. (I'm so sorry)
@JeremyClarkson my sister saw you at the NTAs last night hung over the bar. She was going to come and say hi but then got shy. I will say hello from a far as always wanted to meet you. You have also met my stepdad,!!! Fun fact :/
@HarryHill amazing show in yeovil and we are only half way through. If it continues to be this funny I may be in a and e by end of the night. What a show :) utterly baffling hilarity :)
@AlexHartley93 Some people just need to grow up and take the criticism. If they are angry then it means there is likely truth in what you have said. @AlexHartley93 you're a great pundit and just doing you're job. Keep at it :)