Captain Celibacy

RW movement unto myself

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You don't see Chika posted very much nowadays.

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Nobler creatures invariably have more complex demands for even staying alive, let alone being happy.

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The reason I don't desire a girlfriend is because I'm spiritually a niggеr and am just content with what I have and don't ever feel the need to ask for more. I have to constantly beat that tendency out of myself when opining on the dating world.

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@Sayakabigfan *does nothing*

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@EthicalEpstein Well I don't like it.

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Am very fond of my angsty 2010s EDM
https://t.co/Hrwzi3DiGb

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@LochUndKeyed I was genuinely baffled when I was in a Skibidi Toilet fandom discord and people genuinely preferred to just voice record over typing. It seems like laziness rather than efficiency, not to mention how much it inconveniences other people.

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And even then, with all the gaylarp, that is starting to fail as well. Oakers don't make ironic sissy softboy jokes in their groupchats. I think if your friendgroup does this they are culturally inferior

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I made this image in 2018 and I regret it because it's clearly a desperate attempt by online Christians to claim maximal 'right-wingness' when they are constantly getting flanked by secular RWers on issue after issue, homosexuality being basically the only exception

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@DeathR0xx Hello approx I appreciate your interactions but I won't follow you back in the hopes that it draws less attention to your account. You already got flagged as spam so...

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michael orthodox bro thinks he's martposting

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The former do it because it's a kind of effeminate smugness in how your actions "make people mad." It becomes dishonest attention seeking. The latter do it regardless of if they are seen, they love the thrill of doing taboo things that the chud in their head wouldn't approve of

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Honestly reminds me of caudillo gio scotti cigarette-in-avi more than gaylarpers of yore. Should be kept distinct as they have different temperaments

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All the pierce brosnan guys are making it really hard to not want to force all women into becoming edtwt, and I say that as a peater

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I frankly hate it less because it's a sin and more because of its cultural disutility. It's the behavior of people who don't care about anything and just want to dick around with their friends to waste time. I really dislike that usage of social media.

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You have very little ground to criticize that orthogooner if you give onlookers yet more ammo to discredit youth expressions of religion as insincere desperation for identity and order, which frankly is a deserved insult for that kind of behavior.

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Actually, Catholics larping as Gay/Lesbian/trans is bad even as a joke

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Ms. Misty dissed this Mist who missed his fist. Mr. Mist got the gist and is pissed having his wrists dismissed. She was added to his list of twits who would miss the bliss of having not kissed his fist.

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Mormons and black people are singlehandedly reversing 5 years of Ray Peat pro-sugar memetics.

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Yes goy. Walk on the human equivalent of a hamster wheel for an hour. You need to get your daily steps in.