🕯✨Clari🔮🌙

Photogenic Lawn Clippings | Friendly neighborhood witch🔮 frustrated🍓

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Story time -

I have a family member who is extreme MAGA.

Flies a MAGA flag in his yard.

Flies a Trump flag on his piece of shit Chevy Truck.

Constantly bitching about the government funding “Mexicans and Immigrants”.

The same family member works a seasonal job with a landscaping company.

Collects unemployment 5 months out of the year, and has done it for the last 20 years.

He and his girlfriend (of 15 years) have 3 children.

She also works at the same company,
And is also laid off 5 months out of the year.
Both unemployment benefits are roughly $7,500 annually.

They won’t get married because that will push them over the wage restriction for state funded medical coverage for their 3 children.

(Not to mention, the state already paid for 2 of the 3 kids to be put in orthodontic braces at $8k a piece.)

She would also lose her SNAP benefits she collects as a “Single Mother” with 3 kids.
$800 per month.

These 2 MAGA supporters are costing tax payers on average over $40,000 per year.

Yeah…

The “Mexicans and Immigrants” are the fucking problem.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Once again, for those in the back:

There's no such thing as consensual rape.

Ectopic pregnancies cannot be reimplanted.

Rape zygotes are not expelled by the female body.

Heart cells beat in petri dishes & are not a sign of inteligent life.

Women are not your property.

[Dr. Catharine Young @DrCatharineY]

This is why we fund science. And experimental gene therapy.

[George K Fahnbulleh @gkfahnbulleh]

@DrCatharineY

[Vixx @vixxjaney]

Violence is never condoned. This however is a friendly reminder that Melissa Hortman, a seated Democrat, was tragically killed alongside her husband and dog just a few months ago. It was targeted attack at her home by a Trump supporter. This story was swept under the rug.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The pope is right, Jesus was a migrant. If he were alive today, MAGA "Christians" would have him deported to El Salvador.

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

MAGA meltdowns about the Pope are hilarious.

They’re losing it.

🤣

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Jesus is the original woke and DEI

[🕯✨Clari🔮🌙 @Infamous_Clari]

@lavender_nic Will you need bail?

[Angelica Reed @Angelica_Reed1]

@LolOverruled make CEOs afraid again

[Noah @noahthegamble]

@LolOverruled

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hold the fuck on.

Trump voters with preexisting conditions are out there crying now because they JUST realized Obamacare *is* the Affordable Care Act?!?

The Affordable Care Act they just voted to repeal cuz they were good thanks to… OBAMACARE?!?

Are you fucking kidding me???

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This is wholesome in a weird way

[da one @badgyalbarb1e]

some kids are so evil like wtf?? Thank God he’s okay but please teach your kids to me nice to others!

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

If you elect a piece of shit, you get a piece of shit.