WHEN WE ARE ON THE SHIP I DONT WANNA HEAR SHIT ABOUT “It’s a rook” OR “i’m just trying to get a contract done man”
NO MERCY
I WILL TURN YOU INTO A SHOT GLASS DO YOU HEAT ME?
“You met me at a very Japanese time in my life”, I say as I consume my bento with the beef katsu sando, thin potato croquettes dressed in umami tomatosōsu and 薬草茶 (herbal tea) at the local shokudo
TELL PEOPLE YOU’RE HAPPY TO SEE THEM!!!!
Also phrase invitations like “I want you to come, but it’s up to you” (expresses a clear preference for their company) rather than “You can come if you want” (sounds like you’re just giving permission reluctantly, and don’t really care)