𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋

written by #𝓔ternal (adult mun!)

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

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`· . 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒙

deputy of hell’s terrestrial operations. punctual when it benefits her. polite when it doesn’t. always listening, always calculating. smiles like a warning label.

↻ + ♡

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

@OFTHEFLlES //

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

// Currently stuck in the hospital. Turns out it’s a tumor. Came in after my arm started feeling numb and tired, and my balance got wonky. Good news is I won't be here too long. Bad news is I absolutely hate hospitals. 🥲

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

// i've got a small painful lump on my armpit. dunno what it is and i don't want to search it up because im afraid it's gonna be something real bad so im just gonna wait and see if it goes away in a few days. 🫣

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

// i've got a small painful lump on my armpit. dunno what it is and i don't want to search it up because im afraid it's gonna be something real bad so im just gonna wait and see if it goes away in a few days. 🫣

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

human dive bar. )

( she walks straight to the counter, glancing back at furfur with a wicked smirk, addressing the bartender )

two glasses of your worst industrial strength gin, barkeep. don't keep us waiting.

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

( shax laughs at his groans, sweeping her coat. )

you sound like a mortal. a few glasses of gin will lubricate those joints. move those legs, darling.

( they march past the cubicles into the express elevator. with a jarring pop, the doors slide open inside a grim +

[𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐫. @AdmissionsDemon]

-- you've been sat there for so long.

❛ excellent idea. can't remember the last time I had a decent drink. or a break, to be honest. ❜

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

// DM would be fine! our timezones are waaay apart so replies may be coming a little late.

[𝐵𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑧𝑒𝑏𝑢𝑏 @OFTHEFLlES]

//I need to go to work now. I've got the worst timing, I know. Not sure if you want to stay out here or DM. Xx

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

get aggressively drunk on the worst industrial alcohol earth has to offer. move it.

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

( she squints at the messy scrap of paper, then slides it directly into her coat pocket )

your handwriting is a crime, furfur, but the numbers look good enough for government work. leave the rest of this hellhole behind. we are officially off the clock, and we are going to +

[𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐫. @AdmissionsDemon]

-- least a few legible words and numbers.

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

// my heart is hammering!!! 😭

[𝐵𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑧𝑒𝑏𝑢𝑏 @OFTHEFLlES]

@InfernalShax <The fact that anyone could just walk in, was adding to the excitement. "Do I have to repeat myself? Do I have to drag you by your bloody hair?" A soft purr followed.

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

@OFTHEFLlES curiosity.

"I am complying, Excellency. But out here..with no doors..what are you planning to do to me?"

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

@OFTHEFLlES "No, Lord Beelzebub! Right away, please don't—"

Shax cuts herself off, lowering her rigid, trembling frame onto Beelzebub's lap. She sits perfectly straight, knuckles white, her heart hammering with panic. Yet, her eyes remain locked on theirs with a desperate, intense +

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

@N0FLIES0NME // hey, no, it's okay! you're no pain at all! i know i speak for many when i say we love having you around. 🥺 i don't know what it is your family member is going through but im sure your presence will brighten their day a little. much love.

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

@OFTHEFLlES by Beelzebub's uncharacteristic behavior.

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

@OFTHEFLlES Freezes mid-step, her immaculate composure completely shattering as her eyes widen in sheer bewilderment.

"Your..your lap, Excellency?"She glances around nervously, terrified another demon might witness this bizarre shift in protocol, yet she finds herself utterly fascinated +

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

@YeshTheNazarene @N0FLIES0NME // lmao if only dogs knew what they were eating 😭😂

dw i once gave chicken to our chicken

[𝑆𝐻𝐴𝑋 @InfernalShax]

@YeshTheNazarene @N0FLIES0NME // you should be ashamed of yourself!!