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deputy of hellโs terrestrial operations. punctual when it benefits her. polite when it doesnโt. always listening, always calculating. smiles like a warning label.
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// Currently stuck in the hospital. Turns out itโs a tumor. Came in after my arm started feeling numb and tired, and my balance got wonky. Good news is I won't be here too long. Bad news is I absolutely hate hospitals. ๐ฅฒ
// i've got a small painful lump on my armpit. dunno what it is and i don't want to search it up because im afraid it's gonna be something real bad so im just gonna wait and see if it goes away in a few days. ๐ซฃ
// i've got a small painful lump on my armpit. dunno what it is and i don't want to search it up because im afraid it's gonna be something real bad so im just gonna wait and see if it goes away in a few days. ๐ซฃ
human dive bar. )
( she walks straight to the counter, glancing back at furfur with a wicked smirk, addressing the bartender )
two glasses of your worst industrial strength gin, barkeep. don't keep us waiting.
( shax laughs at his groans, sweeping her coat. )
you sound like a mortal. a few glasses of gin will lubricate those joints. move those legs, darling.
( they march past the cubicles into the express elevator. with a jarring pop, the doors slide open inside a grim +
( she squints at the messy scrap of paper, then slides it directly into her coat pocket )
your handwriting is a crime, furfur, but the numbers look good enough for government work. leave the rest of this hellhole behind. we are officially off the clock, and we are going to +
@InfernalShax <The fact that anyone could just walk in, was adding to the excitement. "Do I have to repeat myself? Do I have to drag you by your bloody hair?" A soft purr followed.
@OFTHEFLlES "No, Lord Beelzebub! Right away, please don'tโ"
Shax cuts herself off, lowering her rigid, trembling frame onto Beelzebub's lap. She sits perfectly straight, knuckles white, her heart hammering with panic. Yet, her eyes remain locked on theirs with a desperate, intense +
@N0FLIES0NME // hey, no, it's okay! you're no pain at all! i know i speak for many when i say we love having you around. ๐ฅบ i don't know what it is your family member is going through but im sure your presence will brighten their day a little. much love.
@OFTHEFLlES Freezes mid-step, her immaculate composure completely shattering as her eyes widen in sheer bewilderment.
"Your..your lap, Excellency?"She glances around nervously, terrified another demon might witness this bizarre shift in protocol, yet she finds herself utterly fascinated +