𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲

˗ ˋˏ ☾ ˎˊ˗ 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔡 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔡, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝓼𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩, 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱. (ᴛᴡ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ)

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

˗ ˋˏ ☾ ˎˊ˗ 𝗜’𝗺 𝗮 𝔟𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱, 𝗜’𝗺 𝗮 𝔀𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗮𝗶𝗻’𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝗱.

𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝚂𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁

Species: 𝚆𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵
Rank: 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰
Hometown: 𝙾𝙰𝙺𝙻𝙴𝚈, 𝙺𝙰𝙽𝚂𝙰𝚂

[Ｄ • Ｈ Ａ Ｌ Ｅ @alphabetabest]

[ @InfernoInHeels ]

[Ｄ • Ｈ Ａ Ｌ Ｅ @alphabetabest]

ʜᴏᴡ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ?
ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ
ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ꜰɪʟʟ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

Considering how chatty you were after your impromptu B&E… I’m liable to believe you.

I’m sorry to disappoint, but full disclosure isn’t offered as an option with the VIP passes. They do, however, come with a complimentary imitation eye patch.

[ً @STRINGTHEORlES]

Stranger than X-Files. I couldn't begin to describe it even if I tried--and if you know me, you know that's not something you'll hear from me everyday.

... Backstage passes that come with the promise of full disclosure? [👀👀👀]

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

Stranger than 𝘟-𝘍𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴? Consider my curiosity piqued.

Do you know what I’m hearing right now, Stiles? A fan worthy of backstage passes to the next special concert. Are you hearing the same thing?

[ً @STRINGTHEORlES]

That doesn’t surprise me. Twin Peaks is more obscure, but I think there’s a lot of overlap there where if you like one, you’ll probably like the other. It’s a lot stranger.

That’s what I said! The Carrie Oakey I know wouldn’t sink so low. She doesn’t need to.

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

That’s funny because Mama is the one who got me into X-Files, way back. It was one of her favorites. As for Twin Peaks… will it ruin our blossoming friendship if I admit I’ve never watched it?

Me? Carrie Oakey? Doing something for 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘵? Bless your heart for thinking so.

[ً @STRINGTHEORlES]

My mom, actually. She was into a lot of procedurals. Now, Twin Peaks—found that one all on my own.

I didn’t want to ask. I was hoping you’d tell me, but there *is* a rumor you’re doing it to drum up clout.

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

Could’ve fooled me. Alright, who in your life exposed you to the show? Or did you go searching all by your lonesome and find it?

Carrie Oakey, huh. That’s a real good one, Stiles. I might actually have to steal it. I’m assuming there’s a tragic backstory behind the eye patch?

[ً @STRINGTHEORlES]

Just that it’s one of the greatest ever made—but, for the record, I’m not that young. [Except for when it conveniences him.]

I don’t know. It’s a good chance to start over as Carrie Oakey, the traveling, eye patch-wearing country singer.

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

What does a young’in like you know about a classic show like that?

As appealing as that sounds, I’m pretty positive my pack would miss me a little. Although, I could start sending them postcards under an assumed name… Surely that would cover for all my normal alpha duties.

[ً @STRINGTHEORlES]

Absolutely I am.

What, you’re saying you 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 like the idea of seeking asylum in Mexico and spending the rest of your days sipping margaritas by the beach?

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

Are you talking about none other than the critically acclaimed show, X-Files?

That sounds plausible, but I’m imagining this turning into more of a discreet Joan of Arc situation. Big Brother is always watching and they don’t take too kindly to national secrets being shared.

[ً @STRINGTHEORlES]

Something tells me I should tread lightly here. Does the phrase "I want to believe" mean anything to you?

They're hoping you'd exercise your patriotic duty and let the information slip beneath the table. Watergate but with little green men. Think about it--you'd be a hero.

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

Depends on the television shows we’re talking about here. I feel like the kind of TV a person loves says a lot about them.

Have the people thought about filing an official petition? Could get you a little further in your quest for answers.

[ً @STRINGTHEORlES]

Do birthdays and air dates for specific television episodes count?

Aw, c'mon! The people 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to know.

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

Birthdays or random dates in general? If it’s the second one, I’ll be more impressed.

Now Stiles. I could tell you that, but it’s classified information. I’m not certain you have the right clearance level for it.

[ً @STRINGTHEORlES]

Just you wait until I impress you with my ability to remember dates. That's a real crowd favorite.

So, you had to have seen this coming. 𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴 ET phone home?

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

I sure did. Look at you, paying attention to detail.

[ً @STRINGTHEORlES]

If it’s anything like reds and whites in the wash, I bet. But no, okay—you said you’re from Kansas, right?

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

They’re actually in the shop, being touched up. I’ll have you know that ruby slippers are harder to maintain than you’d think.

[ً @STRINGTHEORlES]

Just the person I want to see. You skip out on the red slippers today?

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

Who, little ole 𝘮𝘦?

[ً @STRINGTHEORlES]

Where’s Dorothy when you need her?

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

@ImWorth5Dollars Absolutely. Lead the way.

[𝓐𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 ☾*✲ @InfernoInHeels]

I didn’t witness anything concerning last night, although I will say that this morning would be made better by a big old cup of coffee.