𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪

“As long as there’s music, I’ll keep on dancing.”

(NSFW DNI) {Ran by Chief}

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

[PINNED]

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“Simple answer. Light and darkness haven’t gotten along in centuries, darling.”

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

... What?

I'm so damn confused right now... I just helped you kill those freaks and now you're questioning me like I'm a suspicious person out of nowhere.

What gives?

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“Good. I’m not in the mood to give you a whooping and I doubt you’re in the mood to receive one.”

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

Uhh... I'm best friends with an Adam... But he's never given me a contract...

[He sits down knowing this is going be a long interrogation]

So no I don't have any lady.

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“You wouldn’t exactly have any contracts with angels, would you?”

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

A what?

(Now I know how other people feel when I talk about my world...)

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“Oh she’s just acting like Loptr. That makes sense.”

[𝑮𝑶𝑫𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑺 (Takeover) @ReshaperofHell]

Silence.

I'll transcend both to become the ultimate God.

That is the purpose of such things.

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“…like a Lumen Sage.”

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

Ehhh... Thats just old human religion from before the travler.

I mean we Guardians have a "heaven" technically but that's just us returning to the light when we truly die.

Soooo... Kinda I guess? Idk I don't mess with religion crap.

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“She was complaining about someone being of both light and darkness just yesterday, what kind of flip flopping is this?”

[𝑮𝑶𝑫𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑺 (Takeover) @ReshaperofHell]

I suggest you watch how you speak, Ageless.

I do everything in order to eradicate the monster population, calling me one myself is a worse insult than you know.

However, you are correct, in a sense. She is my other half. With her gone, I will ascend beyond light and dark.

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“So the concept of heaven and hell doesn’t exist where you’re from?”

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

... Never heard of those in my life.

Really don't think you're understanding when I say I'm from another world mate

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

@Arlancoolguy @SGT_B4RNES @DeathBattleBot You’re up next btw

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

She sighs.

“Paradiso, Inferno, and the human world.”

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

...

The fuckin... who of reality?

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“Have you ever heard of the Tritiny of Realities?”

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

All I know are the hive witches and savathūne the witch queen that's it.

Never heard of a... Umbra witch before, like said different world lady.

And why are you walking around me for?

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

Slight outline of a human…

And something else.

[𝑻𝙤𝒖𝙠𝒐 𝑨𝙤𝒛𝙖𝒌𝙞 / 𝙎𝒉𝙞𝒌𝙞 𝙍𝒚𝙤𝒖𝙜𝒊 @HoodyParody]

🔪 How strange...

[Shiki uses her mystical eye of death perception, Looking around]

["The Knight Of The Dark." @TH3BR0K3NV3SS3L]

*Were they really a hero...

*When YOU did all the hard work...

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“So you summoned a lich over some teasing?”

[ＤＲＯＷＺＥＥ @0096DROWZEE]

Drow , drowzee drow - drow !

< A child , one that threw
discriminatory words at me ! >

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“So…”

Walking around him.

“I’m supposed to believe someone with powers like that doesn’t know what an Umbra Witch is.”

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

I don't know what that means.

If it wasn't obvious of my look or lack of knowing what an angel is, I'm not from here.

So what exactly is a witch?

(This girl I swear)

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“How many times must I say? A witch.”

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

I figured.

...

So like since we're not in combat... What in travelers name are you? Because you're definitely not human.

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“For now.”

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

... Know what I'll take that answer, would rather not know what that was...

Soo that's was the last one?

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“Over a child btw”

[ＤＲＯＷＺＥＥ @0096DROWZEE]

【 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐒 . 】

[𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪 @InfernosLeftEye]

“Just called a… pet.”

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

... Ok it's one of these days.

Wtf did you just do and why was it weirdly cool?