𝑫𝑰𝑶.

⊱ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Dᴀᴍɴᴇᴅ. || ❝Tᴏ ᴄᴏɴǫᴜᴇʀ ғᴇᴀʀ ɪs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴛᴏ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ.❞『THE WORLD』

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

❝ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛʜ, ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴅᴅᴇsᴛ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴀʟʟ.❞
⊱ ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀʙᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪᴏ.
♢ ᴊᴊʙᴀ + cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs.
♢ Vɪᴏʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴏғ #Vɪɢɪʟᴀɴᴛᴇ.

↬ https://t.co/vkvFwOCp0K

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

God is a Woman.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

Mm.
Unfortunate.

There is proof you are no god- God himself won’t let me die.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

Alive far too long for my liking.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

Again.
Archaic constructs.
I’ve been alive too long to give a rat’s tail about that.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

|| Just know that while DIO is wack ass backwards, I'm not.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

That bust of yours makes you very obvious.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

Clothes don’t make your gender.
How utterly archaic of you.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

No. Because you dress up as a man, so you might as well look the part. It would be an improvement.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

For what? To compete with yours?

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

Forgive me lord, I’m about to go off

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

Grow a mustache.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

Grow a top lip.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

Get with the times.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

Oh I’m well aware of what it is, you just apply your rogue out of the lines to make up for your pitiful lack of lips.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

It's called makeup. Maybe you should wear some.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

No, but the way you paint your face is similar.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

Speedwagon is a circus clown.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

I was best friends with a street criminal.

This is not the scathing remark you think it is.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

DIO and JoJo: *bickering*

Baby Giorno: *unsupervised around gangsters*

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

Giorno grows up to be a gangster. I hate to spoil it, but it's true.

I'm so proud.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

Would you use such insults around children?

My god, don’t open that mouth around Giorno.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

Imagine if I had taken up such a career. Ha, with Vanilla Ice around it looks like I already have.

Return when you've got adult insults.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

You’ve let my poor body loose enough already, you brothel madame.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

Oh, I'm trying to be nice. Let loose a little, JoJo. It would do you well.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

No, it’s pretty horrible both ways?

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

Your body, my rules. God that sounds worse than it is.

[𝐽.𝑀. 𝐽𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 @maidenhamon]

Unsurprised by your harlotry.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

I wonder how @maidenhamon will react when she finds out we have three other children outside of the cute pudgy one.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

This is offensive.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

Being with you is my own personal Hell. The baby is the only thing making this transition bearable.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

Stop monologuing.

[𝑫𝑰𝑶. @InfernusAdvorsa]

I think I will go cause trouble. ✨