Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳

I was a nanny...that can't have kids. The irony is not lost on me. Now working as a server & discovering how horrible some people can be 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

I love getting up ridiculously early.
I love getting up ridiculously early.
I love getting up ridiculously early.
I love getting up ridiculously early.
I love getting up ridiculously early...

If I say it enough times I might believe it 😴 #NotAMorningPerson

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

@WalkOffTheEarth @WesternFair @DARENOTS Had so much fun at the show last night!
And my friend Lisa, who loves your music but had never seen you, has a new found love for Beard Guy/Mike Taylor 😍❤️ She’s single & awesome! #JustSaying 🤣

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

So the cry of a newborn is enough to reduce me to a sobbing mess.
At work.
While filling an order.

Thankfully I have amazing co-workers who got me through it❤️

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

@alwaysanaunt Congratulations hun ❤️

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She’s a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize.
She’ll take you on a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is.....

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

Home reno shows.....

Great ideas...that I am far to lazy to follow through on 🤣

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

#DearCustomer when I bring you a menu take it as a hint to order something that’s actually ON the menu!
Don’t go rogue with your food choice & then get an attitude with me because it’s not available! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

@the2weekwait @SammyMarkle64 He’s done nothing but screw over his own daughter for months, and tried to play the victim. Hopefully he’s clued in that no one is buying it!
She’s better off across the pond. And reportedly her mom is going to join her. She has her real family. He can take a leap!

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

@kellabee01 Must get it from his “father” 🤣

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

@Maybe_Mamma Yeah, I was fucking born with an undiagnosed blood clotting disorder!
Now ask yourself...did I unknowingly become an insensitive twat or was it a blatant choice? 🤔

You were a lot nicer than I would have been lol

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

#Adulting when it’s your 1st Saturday off in a month & you’re cleaning the house instead of sitting in the park reading 😭📚📖

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

Per hour

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

I wanted to spend our evenings listening to our kids play...not wishing the neighbour’s kids would stop playing so loudly.
This isn’t the life I wanted...and I’m allowed to be sad about it 💔

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

I haven’t been posting a lot...bc I don’t know what to say anymore.
I have been reading other people’s posts & while I’m happy for everyone’s good news...I don’t know how to express it bc I’m still sad for myself.
When I do post I sound miserable...bc I am.
There’s more...

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

I spend all day wearing a fake smile, making polite conversation, & acting greatful to a lot of people who treat me like crap...and it’s exhausting.
This is not the life I wanted.
I wanted to be exhausted from taking the kids to the park, cleaning the house, and making dinner....

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

Oh good! Another random bruise 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

@NonMaternalMum Had someone post a comment that “I’m so tired of hearing about pregnancy loss. It happens. A lot. It’s not like you’re special or something. Almost everyone I know has had a miscarriage”...umm, ok, does that make it less tragic? Bc it still hurts the person having it!

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

@alwaysanaunt A very wise gran once told me: it doesn’t matter what books you read, bc your baby can’t read and they’re the ones making the rules!
They’ll let you know what they need and when they need it...usually very loudly lol
Remember to work as a team and you’ll be fine 😊

[Sterile Server 👩🏻‍🍳 @Infertile_Nanny]

#DearCustomer I’m really sorry that it took a whole 10 minutes to get your order. But in my defence...it takes 9 minutes to cook #SorryNotSorry