Phillip

Best discribed as an optimistic curmudgeon. College Football Fan fueled by by coffee, air conditioning and dogs. I tweet politics, sports and other nonsense.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Ted Lasso is one of the world's best TV shows.

The character was developed 20 years ago at a comedy club in Amsterdam.

Jason Sudeikis is now paid $1 million per episode, and the show has signed licensing deals with Nike, EA Sports, and the Premier League.

Here's the story 👇

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

✨i think britney spears is murdering muppets [thread]✨

[Brendan Sonnone @BSonnone]

FSU opens as a 37-point favorite over UMass and the Fighting Walt Bells.

A win would give FSU 3 victories in a row for the first time since 2017.

https://t.co/ZQKI9gI4hY

[Phillip @InfiniteAbyss]

I'm not sure this a win you rush the field for #Iowa.

[Phillip @InfiniteAbyss]

What do you guys have in these large gym bags you carry around at the gym? I'm seriously interested...

[Nathan MacDonald @nathan_albert]

The stark contrast in punishment for these two athletes is disgusting.
#ESPN

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

A good way to tell elder millennials from younger ones is to shriek-sing “PEACHES COME FROM A CAN” at them and see what happens

[Phillip @InfiniteAbyss]

Thank you Canada!

[Goodable @Goodable]

Right now in a small town in Canada, there's a sign war going on.

It's wild.

And it's the best thing you'll see on Twitter.

Here's how it all started.

A thread.

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

How I know I’d die quickly in a zombie apocalypse:

- I lose my glasses a lot
- I don’t *do* running
- I have a hard time saying no to people (I assume this applies to undead people as well)
- I will pet any dog. Zombie dog? Yeah I’ll pet it, why not
- I’m tired

[Nathan MacDonald @nathan_albert]

Oh no...Microsoft Teams is down and I have four meetings this afternoon. I sure hope it gets fixed soon...

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The CDC says fully vaccinated people can finally post about the indoor gatherings they’ve already been having

[Phillip @InfiniteAbyss]

Florida Governor does not have a statewide vaccination plan.

That's a more accurate headline.

[Rep. Anna V. Eskamani, PhD 🔨 @AnnaForFlorida]

“Florida is better off without a detailed vaccination plan, DeSantis says”

🤨 https://t.co/bnAhiV07vn

[Cleo Abram @cleoabram]

today’s the last day a woman has never been vice president

[Breeana Flannery @BreeanaFlannery]

Happy Inauguration week! 🇺🇸

To celebrate, The Biden West Wing

Wonderful music by @snuffywalden

[Phillip @InfiniteAbyss]

👇Won't hurt you to read this thread! 👇

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

Joel Osteen got $4.4million. You get $600.

It’s immoral.

[Phillip @InfiniteAbyss]

This right here!!!

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

I’m going to put this out there.
-People are dying
-People are risking their lives to try to save others
-People have to work every day & face the public are dying fastest

Privileged people already have a vaccine: it’s called their house & the Internet & masks.

[Stand Up Republic @StandUpRepublic]

106 elected members of Congress who don't respect your right to vote and don't deserve to get your vote.