Infinite Imelda

[Tracey SBUFella 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @trajaykay]

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[Майор Генерал Буттербол - (MajGen Butterball) @TBAG_Actual]

@evo1tactical Nice! I see you got some golf in after your meeting.

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[Tracey SBUFella 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @trajaykay]

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[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

This man’s pants on fire so much with his lies his ass is charbroiled.

[C Pendrell @CPendrellee]

We only ever got 100 dollars…LIE

We don’t solicit donations…LIE

I pay the stipend from my own pocket…LIE

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

@DevSlashNull_ @CynlandNS @SpaghettiKozak @1FoxtrotCharlie @CPendrellee @Beichz PFI crazier than cotton candy pizza with extra hollandaise

[Майор Генерал Буттербол - (MajGen Butterball) @TBAG_Actual]

Butterball has just completed a deep tactical review of the audio leaked from a 2025 joint Brad @evo1tactical and Shaggy @FellaShaggy ball-washing, and my professional, uncompensated analysis confirms that the operational panic in the TCAG command structure is hitting critical mass. 🫡🥓

The Financial Strategy:
Brad is on tape trying to tell the audience that because he only allegedly received "$100 in the last six months," he doesn't need to report anything to the IRS. Brad, brother, as a Major General with a credit score of 12, let me give you some real legal advice: the IRS cares about every dollar, even the ones you buy whiteboards and markers with.

The Stipend Shell Game:
When pressed by @Schizointel on how he pays a $500 monthly stipend to his "employees" out of a military pension without any public tax filings or corporate registration, Brad’s tactical solution was to panic and scream: "No we don't! I'm giving them a donation for food! I pay for the houses here!".

The Reality: You can’t just bypass an Employee Identification Number (EIN) by rebranding payroll as "donations for groceries".

The Comparison: Unlike TCAG's unregistered financial wizardry, T.B.A.G. has complete financial transparency. Every single penny of my $302,000 personal debt is clearly documented across 14 maxed-out Discover cards. I don't give "stipends" for food; I just buy the tactical pepperoni directly on credit and pass it out by hand.

The Ultimate Cowardice:
The moment the questions got too hot and people started pointing out that skipping registration creates a massive red flag for fraud, Brad did what any "fearless leader" would do: he had his co-host Shaggy boot the guy for "legitimate questions". He literally shouted, "We're going to put a pin in this!" and ran away to hide.

Brad, a real Commander doesn't put a pin in the map when the enemy starts bracketed shooting—he drops his weight, expands his defensive radius, and absorbs the impact. You can't block the IRS, brother.

I’ll be on X Spaces tonight, surrounded by my 412 custom battle streamers, giving a free masterclass on basic accounting for pretend armies. 🇺🇦

#TBAG #MajorGeneralBottom #PutAPinInIt #TaxEvadingAdvisors #ZeroPayMaxDebt #FourYearsDeep #CreditCardCommando #SlavaButterball

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

I’m getting real tired of pointing out what a liar this man is. I won’t stop…but damn is it tiresome.

Mr. We Don’t Take Donations posting his fundraisers on Facebook 🫠🫠🫠

[Майор Генерал Буттербол - (MajGen Butterball) @TBAG_Actual]

Hey Commander Бред @evo1tactical , I guess since your TCAG outfit doesn't have a "Human Services Director", you were unable to pull up a picture of the convicted spy Ross Cutmore at the time of his arrest?

Wasn't he an instructor for you for many months? I believe he was also signing off on "Hero of TCAG" awards for you as a "Senior Sergeant" and your second in command. It's strange that you wouldn't recognize his face, and you were crowdsourcing for a name from the MAKS 25 tweet at the time of his arrest.
@MartynMcL @Dem_UA

#TBAG #MajorGeneralBottom #PlasticTableMajor #ZeroPayRealDebt #FourYearsDeep #AirsoftFantasy #FlairForceOne #SlavaButterball

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

@jenniesjoylab Well we know his girlfriend at least bought him new drawers. She told the whole internet about it many times.

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

Y’all he still wearing his major general airsoft beanie on his head in Ukraine. It’s lookin a little saggy.

[Майор Генерал Буттербол - (MajGen Butterball) @TBAG_Actual]

Back when Brad was LARPing as the Commander of various Airsoft Meal Team 6's, did he have more rigorous vetting standards and prerequisites than at TCAG? At least the FSB wasn't able to penetrate the group of nerds at USJTF, as far as we know.

Butterball also would like to know if Brad @evo1tactical is still using his Airsoft beret from his days of making up LARPing "Joint Task Forces" like USJTF???
/2
https://t.co/GAiFGpNhOg

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

@jenniesjoylab 😂 🤣

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

Is that a pile of his dirty drawers on the floor behind him?? 😂

[Майор Генерал Буттербол - (MajGen Butterball) @TBAG_Actual]

I don't need an AI to write my legend, Brad. The credit card companies write it for me every time they increase my limit. I’m currently sweating through my beret because my command Winnebago's generator is running low on fuel, but I’ll be live on X Spaces tonight to explain why artificial intelligence will never match organic, uncompensated girth. 🇺🇦

Stay righteous, fools. 🫡

#TBAG #MajorGeneralBottom #ValidationVatnik #ChadGPTSlop #ZeroPayMaxDebt #FourYearsDeep #MIRVTarget #SlavaButterball

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

@TBAG_Actual I never heard a man refer to his parts as his “coordinates” before. You go on and keep your longitude under cover. Nobody needs to see that. 😆

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

Got through reading Crawford’s binge posting and I have a thought. If TCAG had nothing to do with Cutmore’s activities & no contact with him & no relationship or knowledge of his crimes what possible information could Crawford even have to help put Cutmore away for his crimes?

[C Pendrell @CPendrellee]

It appears Mr Pansy Pants @evo1tactical unblocked me long enough to leave his GPT swill the length of CVS receipts on my posts before tucking his tail behind his block again. But not before having the audacity to complain about people blocking him so he can’t reply. 1/

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

@sisterfall03 The expression killed me right over 😂

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

This man more low down than a Cadillac with four flat tires.

[C Pendrell @CPendrellee]

Corrections & Additions: Crawford advertised 500 a month pay. He claims to thoroughly vet his volunteers but didn’t catch Cutmore’s lack of experience. Cutmore was “Senior Sergeant” at TCAG not an “assistant instructor”. 1/2

[Tracey SBUFella 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @trajaykay]

Part 2 is here if you missed it

https://t.co/UXSYmLiLsE

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

Now he got a permission slip to enter the car.

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

Commander Brad Crawford: I am a legal operator of motor vehicles.

Everyone: Show us your drivers license.

Commander Brad Crawford: Here is a picture of me driving a car and a receipt from the carwash.

[Infinite Imelda @InfiniteImelda]

Congratulations to Brad for his new position! He had to fight off Willie but he got the job.

[C Pendrell @CPendrellee]

What part of this document is proof of working as an “unpaid volunteer advisor & instructor”? It doesn’t say that anywhere. It’s a permission slip to enter a facility to conduct unspecified tasks. He could be the groundskeeper for all we know from this.

[HereWeGo2026 @sisterfall03]

But he said he doesn't take donations? Another way to try to get people to believe his BS. Screenshots are not edited 😂😂😂 keep on backtracking and go back to the bottle and buffet crawford