Billy Mays III

music-conjuring son of a pitchman

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

Infinite Third - Cascade EP

~Streaming Everywhere Now~

Bandcamp: https://t.co/ZqYCDqfZcT

Spotify: https://t.co/XR68x06dIG

Apple Music: https://t.co/86Hw3pEKsB

Tidal: https://t.co/Wys45n2fCF

Amazon Music: https://t.co/Xs8NmKYqUc

YouTube Music: https://t.co/WjUErocKzZ

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

My dad would’ve turned 68 today. I’d like to think that by now he would’ve taken my advice and started to let some grey hair show 😂

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

buddhist koan: when is a turtle a mouse?

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

@PantsBenjamin I could never lie about the Reverend Mother

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

me every time Rebecca Ferguson appears on screen in the Dune movies

[Alec Behan @alec_behan]

Happy Heavenly birthday to the OxiClean salesperson, Billy Mays.

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

Bieber has become the guy you call in when you want a moment of realness

[✨ Ashley @ CtCon !!!✨ @_UniquelyAsh_]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE

[Sandy Cohen punching Kevin Sorbo everyday @KOSorbs]

@infinitethird Only if Peter Gallagher played everyone hitting him

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

@KOSorbs we should all get to play a guy hitting him

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

it would’ve made 2 billion if Kevin Sorbo played every role

[Joey Salads @JoeySalads]

The Odyssey will be a successful film for many reasons, but it will make significantly less money than it would have if it wasn't woke.

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

I fear for Jimothy’s life tbh people can’t be trusted

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

@heykazmo Please be me 🤞

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

THIS WEDNESDAY!

https://t.co/Iwk0V7hhbf

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

@vordb wait let her cook

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

to what have these eyes bore witness

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

Just got the news that my old friend Frank passed away today.

Frank worked in the production world and we shared a lot of time on so many infomercial shoots.

He was one of the hardest workers I’ve ever known and also one of the kindest people you could imagine, just a genuinely lovable and humble guy who would do anything for the people he loved.

It’s a huge comfort to know that he had good friends by his side to the very end (literally) in hospice and I smile knowing that Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door played as he crossed over.

Just wanted to share this tribute so that maybe a little bit of his beautiful energy will leak into those who read about him.

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

@LVL58Designs FYI

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Jimothy, a raccoon with a spine issue, has become an online celebrity after being spotted in Seattle

“I have never seen any other animal like it"

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

The Rizzler needs to step up and mentor Jimothy