Mr EatItThruTheJeans

I invented the Wheel and irrigation. And written language
I am immune to all temptation and A Stranger to sin . . fka @synaxx_x

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

Hello 👋 Please Help Me I Want My Friends Back 😢 Please

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

I user to slap the books out of young Sheldon hands so much , one time I tipped him over in gym class and he had an autistic meltdown and went home early

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

@GergleBipper lmaooo

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

Im beginning to feel like a plap god

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

your dog look like a chicking nugget bruh just kidding

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

@theprivcher some of my finest work

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

@theprivcher if any of my oomfs replied with some "omg oomf hit tweet" bs when I had one hit like 5k I would block them. im really about this shit dont act surprised when I do my job

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

decrepit guy sings pointless old bullshit song because he is gay

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

give a fuck if he like it but he gon respect this plappin

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

@normalmya wanted to write something like this earlier but never could have done it this good

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Sex gifs

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

dog gabapentin had me feeling like timothee chalamet

[Yippee!!!^_^ @yippee18538]

Goodmorning

[leo @sweartoself]

@torturedsponge

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

I enter the Wetherspoons 45 minutes late. I stand slackjawed in front of the entrance looking around for my Hinge date. I lift my shirt to scratch my stomach. Today I will meet my future bride.

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

dude no i dont want to slap box. I want to worship it

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

@Buck36043Buck once you are able to give better advice than them you csn usurp the psychiatrist throne

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

think to yourself: would spongebob be okay with me doing this?

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

dear grok, I wrote you but you still ain't callin . I left my X, my reddit, and my truth social at the bottom

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

I knew i wanted to marry you the moment i plapped your meat