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kindness and compassion bro

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think to yourself: would spongebob be okay with me doing this?

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@instagram54444 i dont have money im a penguin

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my fat grandma dropped dead when she saw how shoegaze my new rug is

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@ViaSonicLore what does that mean

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what do you mean i can’t put Bendy as a reference on my job application

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my uncles pussy detached from his body in a jetski accident

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@chrom4lyfe you will not be forgotten

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@The_guy9292 right off the dome

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that feeling when your fat uncle dies in a carjacking but he’s lowkey hitting the golden freddy pose so you take a picture with him

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what day was it 1 days ago

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they made mince meat out of my fat cousin

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i thought spontaneous combustion would play a bigger role in my life but it’s ok it doesn’t i guess

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@spidermanhimbo yes ofc and some nerds gummy clusters

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be honest with me bro do you locate all exits in the theater before the movie starts

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deadass sobbing over spilt milk

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faking a dentist’s appointment so that i can watch Rango on the waiting room TV

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sending my homie on a side quest from which he may never return

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@AstraRealFr thank you ❤️

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that post was deeply enriching bro

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that post really buttered my biscuit bro

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adopting the habit of fucking my computer before bed

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white people be like my great grandfather who was fat died while playing yahtzee