I never go out but I went out this weekend with Morgan. We were dancing when a very drunk man came over to us and said, "You two are so beautiful. You deserve so much better than the fuckboys in this club. Get degrees, get big money." Then he just walked away.
Jon Stewart on election night: "We're all going to have to wake up tomorrow morning and work like hell to move the world to the place that we prefer it to be." #DailyShow
Every few years, thousands of people are surprised to learn that I am a fan of Taylor Swift.
1. I am a fan of Taylor Swift. I have been since I first heard Speak Now in 2010.
2. I love Taylor Swift's music and lyrics. You don't have to. But I get to.
3. I love the Taylor Swift fandom. Again, you don't have to. But I get to.
4. Making your whole identity disliking something/someone is weird and a bit sad.
5. TTPD is excellent and I love listening to it. The writing is so, so good.
6. Gentle reminder that I delete almost all of my tweets after a few minutes.
Maycie screamed “I SEE TAYLOR!!!!!!”
And if you aren’t cool with a million little girls getting to see 4 seconds of their favorite star while you’re enjoying some NFL football then…
That’s just too bad ❤️
#ChiefsKingdom
LEGEND…. A bunch of college girls thought they saw #Vikings QB Kirk Cousins, so they got to class and told their teacher who told them to find him and you can get extra credit.
So they ended up finding him and it was raining so he said I’ll drive you to class, which he did, then spoke with the class, and they received extra credit.
👏👏👏
HEARTWARMING: #Lions star Frank Ragnow sprained his knee and his ankle during Sundays game but would not come out of the game.
So Detroit fans have donated more than 25 THOUSANDS DOLLARS to his charity, Rags Remembered, which is for children who have lost loved ones
🥹🥹🥹
Say whatever you want about Taylor Swift & the NFL.
My 12-year-old daughter just asked me to point out Jason Kelce & it spurred an entire conversation about why lineman have the numbers they do. I love her beyond words, but the kid never cares about football. That was cool.
Jason Kelce crying on the sidelines for what might’ve been his final game in the NFL…
If it’s over… what a career it was. The best center of all time and such a lovable dude.