It Morg

Morgan

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Oh shit

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The Internet is too fast these days I want it to make me wait 5 minutes while the computer sings it's deep ocean whale song to the under ocean tubes so I can play neopets

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Sure, it's easy to fact check these days. But have you ever thought about just believing my misinformation?

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Fuck this one got spooky close at copying Anthony Kiedis' rhyming schemes

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I understood more what the crazy dude was saying than any sentence Al Pacino said during his 5 minutes

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The city rebounds

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#ChatGPT

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Sad turn of events for sketch

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I can't stop messing with this stupid AI #chatGPT

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*whenever I put a hot pan into the sink and it steams*
INTO THE WATERS I QUENCH THE BLADE TO HARDEN ITS STEEL. THIS SWORD SHALL SLAY KINGS-- NAY, GODS!

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For a minute there, I lost myself

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I keep calling FNAF fans "Fred Heads" and no one is happy about it.

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Pronouns are the paid version of regular nouns, and I honestly don't think you guys could afford mine.

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Catch me spreadin my cheeks love on twitch

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Oh boy, a paper straw? Great, I love speed running my drinks.

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Jason Bateman must love Radiohead cause the music choices in Ozark are always top notch.

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Not enough metal bands sing about fighting wizards anymore.

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Whatever you do, do NOT cosplay for The Matrix 4 premiere. A bunch of white guys showing up to theaters in all black and trench coats is gonna cause people to panic.

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This is the shit I'm talking about.

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Why does weed art look like THAT?

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You know what I am talking about it's never some dude enjoying a blunt. It's always like the Rugrats and Goku with red as fuck eyes hitting the fattest dab you've ever see. And it's always drawn like they're about to throw up.