Phillip Andreason

[Phillip Andreason @InfraredBaboon]

What would happen if scientific advances led to the immortality of the human race? How would we punish crimes if we couldn't end someone's life? Is that how we should be punishing crimes now? Should we opt for reformation and rehabilitation over punishment?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Nearly everyone who accuses others of having a radical leftist agenda belongs to a religion founded by a man with a radical leftist agenda.

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard ethics tip: Target their weapons.

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: If you succeed too much and become cocky, recognize it, admit it, and stop it.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

We are officially terminating Donald J. Trump's Blockbuster account and will seek litigation to collect his $35,670.42 in late fees.

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Outside of weaponized white paranoia and total servitude to the wealthy, it is maybe the MOST Republican thing to create a massive crisis and then sanctimoniously lecture people on how to clean it up.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

It may be tempting to laugh, but instead, look closer. This is a confession. She's there for "the revolution." This wasn't protest, or even a riot. It was a clear and specific attempt to overthrow the Congress.

[Phillip Andreason @InfraredBaboon]

Law and order!?

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Don't negotiate absurd schedules with engineers. Encourage truth telling and reasonable time estimates.

[Phillip Andreason @InfraredBaboon]

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[Phillip Andreason @InfraredBaboon]

How to manipulate a large population of humans:

[Phillip Andreason @InfraredBaboon]

7. Now that the historical truth of the population has been 'fixed', tell them to do anything, using the new truth that was created, and they will follow.

[Phillip Andreason @InfraredBaboon]

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Phillip Andreason @InfraredBaboon]

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch