Infra

Serious about security, unserious about everything else.
Here for the vibes. Staying for the story.

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

Just go start life for jigawa 🤣🤣🤣

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

"Would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?" she really ate with that!!

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

I wanna get a tattoo so bad but I keep thinking about the important question Kim Kardashian asked…

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

Is the cake in the room with us?

[El-Kopik👑 @Ikopima09]

I baked chocolate cake for the first time
Rate it😁

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

@msmocrown 🤣🤣🤣 in a hurry to come say anything

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

Why didn't she cut her lace? So distracting

[MoCrown👸 Modupe Adeboye-Ayoroh @msmocrown]

"Normalize giving your children an English names" Lady advised parents abroad 🤔

#nigeriansincanada🇳🇬🇨🇦
Cc: phoeberhymes/tt

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

Spaghetti ke?? Same spaghetti I know? If you're cooking rubbish talk now oo make we help you.

[Ngolo Kante(🇪🇸) @ujumiliter3]

Spaghetti has terrible rewarm value.

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

🤣🤣 I've always wondered why people don't tell their friends that they have body odour.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

running with a friend and he starts telling me...
“all deodorant is a scam. they get you hooked on the stuff then you need it so i detoxed. went to natural deodarant then weaned off and now i don’t need anything. i don't smell and got nothing on.”

i gave it a minute then decide, as a long time friend, i must keep it real.

ME: “you smell.”

FRIEND: “like bad smell?!”

ME: “correct. Full B.O. really bad.”

FRIEND: “Well, sh!t”

we ran in silence as he contemplated all his life decisions.

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

Reminds me of this

[Maryam @hell_line0]

i used to work in a nursing home and there was one particular woman who was very mobile but had significant dementia. Her husband would come in sometimes and take her home for a few hours. She would come back very upset and anxious. We were pretty sure he was taking her home to have sex with her and because she was mentally a child, she got very upset. But there was no proof. That man was very likely raping his demented wife and did not care about the consequences for her mental state..

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

@msmocrown Why didn't she cut her lace? So distracting

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

@exRAF_Al 🤣🤣🤣 He wouldn't know his own name if it meant him watching an arsenal game live

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Boss: Before you leave today, I need you to run the project report.

Gen Z: I can get that first thing tomorrow. It’s already 5:10 p.m.

Boss: I need it before the end of today.

Gen Z: If running your report early was so urgent, why was I not made aware of this earlier? The report will take about two hours to run and then another 30 minutes for me to organize the data before it’s ready to send off.

Boss: Great, get that over to me by 9 p.m. at the latest.

Gen Z: That won’t be feasible on my end, but I can commit to having it over to you by noon tomorrow.

Boss: Failing to do as you’re told doesn’t result in being considered for any promotions on my side.

Gen Z: And a lack of planning on your end doesn’t create an emergency on mine.

Boss: Silence.

Gen Z: I’ll have the report over to you tomorrow.

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

Sometimes I even stop listening entirely, can't risk it

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

am i the only one that don’t sing certain lyrics bc it feels like im putting that into the universe

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

am i the only one that don’t sing certain lyrics bc it feels like im putting that into the universe

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

single people.. what’s on the other half of ya bed?🤔

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

I catch myself still hating him sometimes

[ᴏʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂 @mideysmith01]

this bastard was going to serve Robb Stark’s head to Sansa (his aunt by marriage to Tyrion) at his wedding feast..

Made Sansa watch Ned Starks beheading and also stand to watch his head hanging on a spike.

He was sent two whores to pleasure him but he made them beat each other while aiming a cross bow at them..

Seven hells.. he played the evil role a little too well that people hate him irl.

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

@mideysmith I catch myself still hating him
https://t.co/99UsAcqN7P

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

He played the role too well, he had to quit acting.

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

He played the role too well, he had to quit acting.

[ᴏʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂 @mideysmith01]

this bastard was going to serve Robb Stark’s head to Sansa (his aunt by marriage to Tyrion) at his wedding feast..

Made Sansa watch Ned Starks beheading and also stand to watch his head hanging on a spike.

He was sent two whores to pleasure him but he made them beat each other while aiming a cross bow at them..

Seven hells.. he played the evil role a little too well that people hate him irl.

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

She needs to give them the room.

[mara. @eIevenriver]

the night manager s2 dance scene is sexier than anything that happened in wuthering heights

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

@SomaKazima2 How else would he have found the opportunity to whine his waist?
https://t.co/G2pYKqAY3s

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

He was looking for an opportunity to whine his waist.

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

He was looking for an opportunity to whine his waist.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Is it supposed to be funny??

[Infra @Infrawithedges]

@_6signxxx You'd already become a meme before you can fully explain it's limited edition.