Dave

Bulls, Cubs, Bears fan. Runner, refuels with good wine and beer. Attorney. Occasional, albeit unsuccessful, sports bettor.

[Dave @InfusionOfLife]

@Scooter312Bulls Man, this one hurts. I can’t imagine watching the Bulls all season without hearing his voice and laugh.

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SOMEBODY MAKE STAN VAN GUNDY STOP TALKING FOR 5 FUCKING SECONDS.

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Nico would’ve made that play 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@metraBNSF Really appreciate the advance notice, you incompetent fucking hacks.

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@williamnyy23 Buxton over PCA…interesting. And Harper can’t hit anything 95+. Fuck, put Gunnar at 1st. Agree on bullpen usage, and leaving Boyd in way too long.

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@SBNationNBA Nah, Ricky. He was allowed to vent, then given a chance before each T to cut it out. He earned an ejection.

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Can the Seahawks D-Line win MVP as a unit?

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@KCJHoop KC, why isn’t Ayo starting over Tre while Coby is out?

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Can Richard Jefferson shut the fuck up for 10 seconds? We don’t need your nonsense insight every goddamn possession.

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I forgot how truly awesome Alex Caruso is at defense and getting to loose balls. My lord.

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The dickhead that paid $11 million to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit, and stormed off the court like a baby when he lost, is preaching about “professionalism.” GTFO.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"I totally 100% object to this ... the professionalism in our NBA league has diminished so much."

Isiah Thomas tees off on LeBron James for warming up shirtless pregame in L.A. 😬

[Dave @InfusionOfLife]

Hard pass. Less athletic Doug McDermott.

[Silvy @WaddleandSilvy]

Id be super happy if Kon Knueppel was drafted by the Bulls.

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“Devour feculence” is my new favorite phrase.

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No LaVine, no Jimmy. Doesn’t matter, I’m here for the Buzelis vs Ware rookie showdown.

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@CHSN__ Your app is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen.

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Fire Shane Waldron now. Leave him and Flus in Arizona.

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That’s a fireable play call. Fucking dive to a lineman down 5 from the 2 yard line.

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Just did 20 minutes of back stretches in the middle of When We Were Young fest. Officially washed. I mean, 13 hour fest?

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@metraBNSF It took longer to deboard than it would’ve to just make all regularly scheduled stops. Your asinine decision turned a minor 15 minute delay into an hour+.

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@metraBNSF What a stupid fucking decision to make 90% of the passengers get off at Congress - the smallest platform, which has left people standing on the tracks - and wait for the next train.