celestial👁️💫✨

you not even the fart

[celestial👁️💫✨ @IngeniousAch]

If you are in the DMV area support my wonderful friends business!! Your loved ones with cancer can also get free facials 😊🫶🏾 https://t.co/5l32ER1gzH

[celestial👁️💫✨ @IngeniousAch]

Kids pull a wedgie out anywhere they dgaf at all

[Exposing Clay Travis @ExposingClay]

(They never did)

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Remember in like March/April 2020 when Trump didn't like how high the COVID rate was getting so he suggested we just stop testing for it

[celestial👁️💫✨ @IngeniousAch]

@sydakii Stoppppp how many months now

[Roscoe Smith IV @LoneStarLegendX]

Fun Fact: There are 0 data centers in Hollywood, Beverly Hills, Martha’s Vineyard, or Palm Beach, Florida.

Fact check it.

If they’re so great, then why aren’t they going in the elite’s neighborhoods?

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Every member of Congress get $79 a day for meals.

The SNAP benefits they took away average $6 a day.

Let them live on that.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

U let yo bad days affect u too much. U don't let yo good days affect u enough. Fix that.

[D4Y ✞ @Jshermo2]

Yall don’t know how much Ts mean to me omg

[Dat @DatDaDatty]

THEY PLAYED NARUTO BLUE BIRD AT TINY DESK

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THE. SITTING. PRESIDENT. OF. THE. UNITED. STATES. GOT. HIS. ACCOUNTS. CLOSED. FOR. MONEY. LAUNDERING. AND. IT'S. BARELY. NEWS.

[dr. floww @__Floww]

Good morning. Your government is providing resources to Israel but not to Puerto Rico…

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

He was fucking the shit outta her

[alxndr @alexaldente]

Yeah sorry you’re not gonna get me to feel bad for a person whose take home pay in a single paycheck is nearly higher than the federal poverty level for the annual income of a family of 3

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

Are movies better (loved all of these) or is it because a movie ticket is $40 now? Lmao

[ana ⚞•⚟ | SEEING DNP @starshapedana]

finding out people your age are homophobic is so strange cause how the hell did that happen

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing thier gov has been illegally taxing them for over a year and billionaires are getting the refund instead of the customers

[celestial👁️💫✨ @IngeniousAch]

That shit is going to explode

[Clara @jjggukies_7]

My phone gets so hot, I could literally use it as a curling iron 😂

[celestial👁️💫✨ @IngeniousAch]

Be at home like yea I would’ve been doing some 22meds rn smh

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

8 hours at work go by fast when you don’t go 🤣🤣

[yana @Madame_Ennui]

Thinking about the gynecologist I had who told me she believed permanent hair removal treatment for patients with PCOS should be covered by insurance as gender-affirming care

[Dani the Warlock🏳️‍⚧️🔮🇵🇸 @CynicalWarlock_]

I’m not even gonna lie to yall. This should be… NEEDS TO BE… the FINAL fucking straw with ai. We cannot allow shit like this to keep happening. We risk losing our identity as a species. We risk losing our art to the machines. We risk cutting off new art forever. This isn’t good