☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™

A sarcastic nutcase! My dad's name is laughing, My mom’s name is smiling, I must be kidding, right? Nah, that’s my younger one, I’m joking! #HALAMADRID

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Had to do this... this is a jam for the ages!!!

My respect to the OGees @TomiThomas_LOS @ShowDemCamp & @Jessejagz

#Vipers #CloneWars5 #Algorhythm

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Men can take anything in this life but you see disrespect… that’s usually the last straw

[ABEFE 🤌🏿 🤌🏿 @KvngGenerous]

What kind of relationship is this ? 😂😂😂

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

@oma22k @a4lasade You’re surprised that he chose peace of mind?

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Osasuna or Mallorca as well.

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

Let them play Getafe away by 12:00pm on a Sunday, you will find the answer to your question

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Andre 3 Modafvcking K.

[85 South Comedy Show @85SouthShow]

😂😂😂 @dcyoungfly & @karlousm talk Andre3000 Watch more: https://t.co/m9dCxjkmOZ

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Dude’s going places.

[Goodluck🇰🇼🫵 @nzubegoodluck80]

The Parents Seem to Have Gotten It Completely Wrong 😳🤦‍♂️

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

The coolest ever!!! No one even comes close!

[DAZEEL @TheDazeel_4]

I can’t get over how perfect President Obama was in this sketch. ❤️

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

WTF!!!

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

genuinely, who wrote shameless? what kind of script is this? 😭🙏

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

She’s apologizing to the wrong person btw.

[SceneSurgeHQ @_FarmercistP_]

They got stuck during an intense coitus session

A condition known medically as Penis captivus.

Sadly this transcended into something much worse

📸🎬🎥

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Penis Captivus 😂😂😂😂

Magun!!!

[SceneSurgeHQ @_FarmercistP_]

They got stuck during an intense coitus session

A condition known medically as Penis captivus.

Sadly this transcended into something much worse

📸🎬🎥

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

When you hear “I’m a man”. That means he’s independent.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Men do everything for themselves but I've not heard a man call himself an independent man😭😂😂

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

2 cool dudes and pretty damsel.

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

@CFC_lova I’m confused… what does she mean by Zac not wasting Fatima’s time like her Dad.

Is she for real or it’s just the cutting of the clip

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Players**

Alexis Sanchez & Marco Reus

[GunnerPulse @GunnerPuls]

Guess the player without a UCL trophy.

Level; hardest.

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Honestly, she’s a manipulator who preys on the weak minded… wanting all to be as miserable as she is.

Always plays the blame game. No matter how much you try to help her or how genuine your intentions are/were, if it doesn’t go well… she blames you.

[movie tweets @lauren_w67]

she deserves an Emmy

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Who TF is he talking about?

This is an egoistic club… anyone outside Mou, Carlo and recently Zizou won’t flourish… except given enough time and space.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme: “If I win the elections, I will bring to Real Madrid a superstar manager. The biggest manager you can imagine”.

“José Mourinho is not our manager. We will get the one all Real Madrid fans really want”.

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

@Movie_Icon She’s just doing her job and he’s just doing what he feels is right with the complaint.

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Sami

[Keemah @Keemah_00]

Guess the missing player

Level; HARD

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

Fvck No!

[grandson @Grandsoncr7]

Madrid fans, if you were given the opportunity to swap Vitinha for Jude Bellingham, would you take it?

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

I still go with Semenyo but yeah… homie deserves this as well.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Premier League vote Senne Lammens as PL Signing of the Season. 🇧🇪

🇧🇷 João Pedro
🇨🇭 Granit Xhaka
🇫🇷 Rayan Cherki
🇫🇷 Adrien Truffert
🇸🇪 Viktor Gyökeres
🇧🇪 Senne Lammens
🇬🇭 Antoine Semenyo
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

#MUFC goalkeeper wins. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[☀ тøηαdє 🐐 ѕαmüєℓ ☀™ @Ingeniouskillz]

See ya biabia… you no go go shave?

[Dominik Szoboszlai @_SZD10]

For the Nation 👋🏽🇭🇺