VillageAuntie

Knitting, playing Bingo, Speading news and promoting Ingleton

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooooh @ahernesuk are you open in Settle today? Joyce and I are nipping over on the bus for a bite to eat @NakedManCafe and we’ll call in

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooooh look what’s arrived in the post @Bibbyscoaches new brochure.
Joyce and I are planning a day trip or two.
The Holy Island trip sounds exciting.

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh my @Bibbyscoaches new brochure has arrived today, Joyce and I will be booking ASAP.
I hope there’s some single men on the trips #singleladies #gilfs

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh another trip to Settle on the bus with Joyce,
She keeps licking her lips suggestively at the driver.
Praise the lord for face masks.
#dirtyoldcow

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh nice social distancing markers on the floor near the tills at @coop A65 Ingleton, rest of the store is a shambles #socialdiscrace #freeforall x

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh had a lovely fish super @MasonsArmsIngle on Sunday, thank you darlings x

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

@CaveCanyonUK Ooooh Joyce and I love a coffee shop with homemade cakes. See you on Tuesday x

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh @Bibbyscoaches Spring Summer 2018, I must book Harlow Carr, that's where John and I met all those years ago, god rest his soul x

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh @piersmorgan is a complete dick, just listen and keep it shut. x #piersmorgan #dick

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh what are the @coopuk playing at? Easter eggs in the shop before new year. #ingleton x

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh #christmas x

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh good morning @carolkirkwood on the roof of Broadcasting house #weatherreport #bbcradio2 x

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh my first voluntary day at Ingleton Tourist Information today. x

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh I love my Robels trousers do you have a 14 in navy? x https://t.co/Esf4aOuuF5

[Ahernes Hellifield @ahernesuk]

We currently have stock in the Robels trouser sizes 10 to 22 only while stocks last!

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh that never happened in my day @katehumble we used to give it a shake of talcum powder after Sunday bath x https://t.co/h9pRpPZUUI

[Kate Humble @katehumble]

Another ignorant question. Vaginal glitter? Really? People will pay to have a sparkly minge but not the real price for a pint of milk?

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh @NakedManCafe in Settle gave me shelter from the rain while waiting for the bus back to Ingleton. #coffee & #cake x

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh @CountryHarvest_ I'll call in and freshen up my wardrobe. x

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh the flowerpots are looking lovely, especially the elephants near Booths x https://t.co/uSwf31rpRB

[Settle Flowerpot @settleflowerpot]

https://t.co/0B4dWPHmal

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh @wheatsheaf_ing is #RogerTheDog allowed in the dining room ?.x

[VillageAuntie @IngletonAuntie]

Ooooh @coopuk it's on Main Street, thank you for looking in to this matter its dangerous for old people x