Oh yeah, I should say this, if you know me and know where I usually hang around, do not share this account there, this account is meant for me to be able to retweet weird stuff I like, so pls have comnon sense and keep it a secret unless I share it :3
Such a common scenario: you hook yourself up to an air tank and start inflating, enjoying the wonderful sensations...only to realize when it's finally time to stop that you're too bloated to reach the valve! This is why you never inflate alone!
Adorable comm. by @RyuCas5
You turn into a 12 ft pooltoy whenever and wherever you touch water. Unfortunately, you forgot about this fact when you got into the shower in the morning!
The ad placements on this site are getting absurd.
I’ll see a TFy furry post like “gosh I wish I was permanently turned into a sock” and buried among the top comments is “Have you considered a job in cybersecurity?”
No ad, I haven’t. Will it turn me into a sock?
Like always @JX_Torque couldn't resist filling his toy a little bit too much. As such, he must now watch it fill up the rest of the room after becoming powerless to stop his own plaything, now too greedy for more 🎈🐋
Incredible artwork by @jac_fox 🎨
Paw goop is very difficult to remove off rubber surfaces. Good thing @SqkyJett doesn't mind my sticky stompers on his pooltoy snout~💛💙
Art by @/Crisstail