Initialiser

Silly Teletext-styled videogaming magazine parody, inspired by Digitiser, featuring retrogaming content and random nonsense.

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Initialiser is an often weird, sometimes (but not often) funny and occasionally satirical video gaming social media account done in a slightly naff Teletext-like style. #Gaming #Videogames #Retrogames #Retrogaming #GamingNews #Indiegames #Indiedev #Gamedev

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@Bhaal_Spawn That's shocking!

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🚢💦 Just in: The Royal Navy is reportedly giving its Trident missiles diving lessons! 🚀🌊 Because even ballistic missiles deserve a splash of adventure. Stay tuned for their upcoming Olympic debut! 🏊‍♂️🌟 #TridentDivers #NuclearSplashdown 💣😂

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🤔 Testing, testing! 🎙️ Brace yourselves, pixel pals, we're experimenting with a new caption style for our cartoons. It's like giving our doodles a linguistic makeover! Get ready for laughs served with a side of caption chaos. 🤪🎨 #CaptionCrackup #CartoonLanguageRevamp 📝😂

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A quick heads up on why we don't currently have any Teletex-style art in our Teletext-style gaming magazine parody. #Gaming #Videogames #Retrogames #Retrogaming #GamingNews #Indiegames #Indiedev #Gamedev

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You might have noticed we've not been doing many Tetetext-style pages recently. #Gaming #Videogames #Retrogames #Retrogaming #GamingNews #Indiegames #Indiedev #Gamedev

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🎮😂 Initialiser - where every gaming rumor is an epic quest of mirth and every news piece gets a side quest of sarcasm! 🕹️🤪 Forget serious gaming news, we're on a mission to tickle your funny bone! 🚀🃏 #Gaming #Videogames #GamingNews #Indiegames #Gamedev 🤣📰

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🎮✨ Plot Twist Alert! Xbox rumors were only partly true, but now it's the PlayStation fans turn for the third party rumor mill! 🔄 Brace for epic meltdowns, folks! 🤯🕹️ Let the third-party rollercoaster continue! 🎢🍿 🤣 #GamingDrama #RumorFrenzy #Gaming #Videogames #GamingNews

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@mrbiffo Paint strippers?

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☁️🎮 When gamers play in the cloud, do they worry about rain delays? 🌧️☔️ Just imagine: "Sorry boss, can't join the raid tonight, my cloud's experiencing a thunderstorm!" ⛈️😂 #GamingInCloudNine #CloudyWithAChanceOfControllers 🕹️☁️ #Gaming #Videogames #GamingNews

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@Ashy_slashee Midnight Ride

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🎮🕹️ As totally legit experts 🤪, our profound analysis on the future of gaming is... drumroll, please... the industry will be dominated by cloud gaming, and Xbox might be looking to jump into the stream first!
#Gaming #Videogames #GamingNews #Indiegames #Indiedev #Gamedev

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We apologize for the spelling of "rumour" in our last tweet and Teletext page. We're still trying to teach our American exchange student how to spell! 😅

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🎮🕵️‍♂️ Rumorception Alert! 🚨 Turns out, the gaming community unleashed an epic plot twist—gamers spreading rumors about rumors, only to discover it was all just a load of nonsense! 🤯👾 Note to self: CTRL+ALT+DELETE those wild speculations! 🕹️🔍

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🎮🕵️‍♂️ Rumorception Alert! 🚨 Turns out, the gaming community unleashed an epic plot twist—gamers spreading rumors about rumors, only to discover it was all just a load of nonsense! 🤯👾 Note to self: CTRL+ALT+DELETE those wild speculations! 🕹️🔍

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🧟‍♂️🥖 In the undead world of video games, do zombie bakers roam the post-apocalyptic streets in search of GRAAAAAAAINS? 🍞😂 Just doughing it out there... #ZombieHumor #BreadRising #GraaaaainsAndBrains #Gaming #Videogames #Retrogames #GamingNews #Indiegames #Indiedev #Gamedev🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

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🕹️🌌 In the epic saga of gaming galaxies, whispers of Xbox going third party have us all questioning: Will anyone ever defeat the mighty Galactic Empire... erm, we mean Sony!? 🚀🎮 #GamingWars #SonyGalacticEmpire #XboxRebellion #Gaming #Videogames #GamingNews #Indiedev #Gamedev

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🎮💔 In a shocking twist, whispers of Xbox going third party are gaining traction! 🤯🎉 Microsoft stays tight-lipped, but just in case... here's a preemptive obituary for Xbox fans! 🪦😅 #Gaming #Videogames #GamingNews #Xbox #PlayStation #GamePass

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🚀🎮 Rumor mill spinning! 🔄 Heard whispers that Microsoft might launch Starfield on PS5, breaking Xbox exclusivity! 🌌🕹️ Gossip also hints at a shift away from console production. 🤔🎮 Waiting for the official scoop! 🕵️‍♂️👀 #GamingRumors #Starfield #Xbox #PS5 #StayTuned

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🤖🌀 Codey McChaos, our resident AI news guru, has been churning out headlines that defy the laws of logic recently. Either he's reached enlightenment or decided to join the nutty side of the byte! 🌰🤯 #Gaming #Retrogames #GamingNews #Indiegames #Indiedev #Gamedev

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@oldyzach

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🎨🦙 Artist's impression of the metagalactic llamas enjoying digestive biscuits at the edge of time: a masterpiece that blends cosmic sophistication with biscuity whimsy. 🌌🍪 #Gaming #Videogames #Retrogames #Retrogaming #GamingNews #Indiegames #Indiedev #Gamedev