Injury Ninja

No apologies, no vacations. Ruining your fantasy hockey team--officially since 2007, unofficially since 2000. Expanding to other sports soon.

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Sidney Crosby

Pittsburgh has been struck.

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Tis the season for illness and injuries.

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The Los Angeles Angels are a victim of the Injury Ninja.

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Hi Boston.

My bad.

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Tua

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Hello Pittsburgh!!!

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Hello Philadelphia.

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Hello Toronto!

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The Turbo button got hit.

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And now Igor Shesterkin

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Happy Thanksgiving Justin Schultz.

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It's a full moon still.

Here comes the pain!

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Hello Golden Knights.

YIELD before me!

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Yes, the Olympics too.

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Oh HELLO EVERYONE!!!!

Here comes the pain!

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Dallas Stars...my bad!!!

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Yes it is October and now the injuries begin.

And yeah hockey season.

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John Gibson has been summoned for observation.

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The Injury Ninja is back.

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So hockey fans, who's next?