InkICan

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[InkICan @InkICan]

TRULY DEVIOUS x INVISIBLE x LAST GAMER STANDING - One kid, a band of retrotech rebels, and the MESH. That's all that stands between a supervillain principal, his killer robots, and world domination. Success means freedom - failure means death. (1/18) #MSWL #SF #MG #ND #STEM #T

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EntertainmentNow!: Nicole Kidman Plays Pro Wrestler in New Series

Me: I want Nicole Kidman to play a person forced to pay $20 for a movie ticket and $40 for popcorn and soda before sitting through 40 minutes of commercials before the movie.

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Uhh, finally.

No disrespect intended, but EFF knows who/what X is - they should have been leading by example.

https://t.co/35FdehRnAF

#technology #tech #innovation #engineering #business #technews #gadgets

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Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

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Rose are red

Elephants are gray

Success takes many paths with timelines

And that's okay

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Pro bono legal help needed: I want to file a class action lawsuit against 2026. Everyone deserves compensation after dealing with this year.

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Shout out to all my comedy writer homies who suddenly stopped writing Passover jokes and started writing Pam Bondi jokes.

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In my defense, the world hasn't been the same since Choco Tacos went away.

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Ominous words of warning about tomorrow's launch ...

https://t.co/Tbh3eVLc3b

#space #nasa #universe #astronomy #art #science #galaxy #moon #stars #spacex

[InkICan @InkICan]

Every election season, I know one thing is for certain: I'm ready for it to be over by March, and there's eight months to go.

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My reason for going on is simple: The world ain't getting rid of me that easily.

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Now that you mention it ...

#random #funny #fyp #viral #explorepage #explore #foryou #foryoupage #trending

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I love you saying that the wine industry was in the toilet, you're absolutely right

https://t.co/bdkcGi1MsP

#random #funny #fyp #viral #explorepage #explore #foryou #foryoupage #trending

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Still holding space for the idea that being kind matters. Not dunking on bad hot takes, not trolling, just kindness and compassion because that's what people need most right now.

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Lotta tension in the Cornhole community rn ...

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#random #funny #fyp #viral #explorepage #explore #foryou #foryoupage #trending

[InkICan @InkICan]

'You know that if you're an author, you have to tell me' is something you'll never have to say to an author.

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Rewatching Empire Strikes Back for the millionth time and something hit me as we got to the Luke in the bacta scene in his space tighty whities - I thought there was no underwear in space

#starwars #disney #starwarsfan #darthvader #jedi #themandalorian

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Know how I battle my invisibility feelings as an author? I make you feel visible as a reader.

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Notice the haters dissing Chuck Norris now that he's passed. Never breathed a word about him when he was breathing, so don't start now.

#chucknorris

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You people are ridiculous. He couldn't possibly have done all these outrageous things you claim. If that stuff was true he'd show up right now and bash my face into my keybqesr56tvcwawc57jnbx

[InkICan @InkICan]

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke of all time?

I'll start:

Chuck Noris once picked an apple from an orange tree and made lemonade with it.

#chucknorris

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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.