The Lady Kwiller

Artist person. Cryptid. Queer as Heck. Here for Feminist Literature and fellow Disaster Gays. MY BODY, MY CHOICE. YOUR PENIS, MY CLEAVER. #feminasty #author

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

Decided I'm starting a middle-aged, all-female ghost hunting group. We'll be a bunch of cranky ladies who yell at demons telling them they ain't SH*T, and shaking our ibuprofen bottles to scare them away.

Name TBD:

Ghoul Gals or BOObies?

#ghosts #ghosthunting #lifegoals

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

Hey @UniofReading, @TheMERL, & @OrkneyLibrary! All y'all need to join us over on Bluesky now that it's open. Please bring your esoteric nonsense our way!

[psychopomp.bsky.social @psychopompcom]

it's NOVELLA SEASON!

jan 1st - apr 30th, we're looking for otherworldly novellas to publish in 2025.

20k - 40k words

* please RT / reply / share to help spread the word far and wide

and PLEASE read the guidelines before submitting.

thank you

https://t.co/1JOa3knIS9

[The Deadlands @thedeadlands]

RT if you agree:

skeletons

[khōréō magazine @KhoreoMag]

Submissions close on August 15! We're open to stories by immigrant and diaspora writers that are <5,000 words. Payment is $0.10/word. Have you sent in your story yet?

More details: https://t.co/Y3hzwTK6P9

[psychopomp.bsky.social @psychopompcom]

hey!

we need more nonfic for Psychopomp•com.

I've made it easier to submit--now you can just pitch an idea instead of having to write the whole thing.

I'm looking for:

death/goth/grief/funeral/time travel/multiverse + entertainment/culture blog posts

submission link below:

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

Car? Gassed
Food? Eaten
BARBIE soundtrack? CRANKED TO ELEVEN.

#roadtrip #doingitright #BarbieTheMovie #BARBIE

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

@UrsulaV To be clear: I'm not there for the actual cruelty, but if it's going to be part of the story at all, so glad the bad guys were just absolutely obliterated.

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

@UrsulaV The stunts they had the doggos do in Wick3 were fantastic. Those good boys had SUCH a fun time! It was def one of my favorite things about the movie. Plus I really appreciate a series where the entire cascade of violence was preempted bc of animal cruelty.

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

@UrsulaV @Kensan_Oni There's plot in ballet?? 😂

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

@86thistimeline @UrsulaV They did that! It was called "Guns Akimbo". 😂😉

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

@foxfeather Such a cutie! I grew up with my uncle's blue-fronted Amazon. She was the best! She laughed exactly like he did & would join in whenever the people around her laughed or got excited.

[The Deadlands @thedeadlands]

RE: NONFICTION...

we need your best death-focused nonfic!

we previously tweeted about how you can get $100 for writing a nonfic we publish.

but let us try another route:

all authors we publish also receive this AMAZING scribe pen.

want one?

https://t.co/xkeGhVmEx3

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

@arielmarkenjack This is 500% your hat. How have you not had this hat before? Where has it been? Who was keeping it prisoner?? Clearly it escaped at just the right time.

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

@dream_foundry Hey @dream_foundry , where does one go to read the stories of these & past contest winners?

[DreamFoundry @dream_foundry]

You didn't think the convention was the only thing we had going on, did you? Our contests for emerging Artists and Writers open on Monday! Put that extra shine on your portfolio, or polish up that story, and get ready to submit! https://t.co/a622w4DOQz and https://t.co/ZF1TwRhq9Z

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

@bruja_especial @malloryomeara Ditto! This was going to be my recommendation. Possibly also The Midnight Bargain by C.L. Polk, though not sure it is quite spooky enough for Madame O'Meara. :)

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

Search your name + pulp book cover...

I'm a dangerous lady, man. So dangerous. And a professional at that! 😂🪓👌

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

@arielmarkenjack FINALLY, here are the 2 extremely strange pulp covers with my name in the title. Apparently I'm a dangerous lady, man! 😂🪓

[The Lady Kwiller @InkLoaded]

@arielmarkenjack Next I got 2 pulp romance covers with actual holly leaves on the cover.