Jon Hamm

Greatest. Man. Ever.

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I know. Neither one of us can help it.

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First time I've ever bombed. It wasn't as terrible as they say. Or maybe I'm incapable of failing even at failing. https://t.co/7SwPkUPxXf

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I'm on the #ArcherFX season finale tonight, because it was literally the only thing that could make the show perfect, and I'm generous.

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It's ok, you can say it - I was magnificent.

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Five days until the #MadMen season premiere. How are you counting down? If the answer isn't "dieting," well... I shouldn't have to say it.

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Only one more week until the #MadMen season premiere. And five more weeks until we get the smell of walkers out of the network.

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The rumors of my endowment have been greatly understated.

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April 7. So close you can taste it. Tastes like success. And gin. And like a hint of bile. #MadMen

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Out with the old, in with the Hamm.

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A good New Year's resolution for you would be to stop trying to make the word "Hammsome" catch on. It's... embarrassing. For everyone.

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It's not that the Mayans were wrong, they just failed to take into account the gods' unwillingness to destroy perfection like mine.

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Be sure to give thanks for everything you take for granted, once you're finished with your speech giving thanks for the wonder that is me.

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I know the urge to write me in on your ballot is overwhelming. Believe me, I know. So if you aren't in a swing state, go for it.

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1,000 followers on Emmy day. To all my supporters who are rooting for me and for Mad Men tonight, I'd just like to say you're welcome.

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I regret nothing. Except maybe letting Rudd win. The only thing worse than his whining is his gloating. Apparently. http://t.co/MLW6TvBY

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There is a gold medal for awesomeness, but modesty prevents me from allowing NBC to air the ceremony. I would say "competition" but come on.

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Obviously you have all the Mad Men DVD box sets, but if you have Dish and want to see next season as it airs, go here: http://t.co/MOIXTKvw

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It was only "Comedy Bang!" before I showed up.

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I can't play every strong, mysterious, brilliant, handsome, complex, and flawed man on television, but apparently I can play the only one.

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If you think this week's episode was about how unfair life is for women, you're missing the point: it's unfair for everyone. Or so I'm told.