𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody)

𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐬 // fake

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐫

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[* daeron (the drunken) @CherishedGleam]

"ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ. ᴅᴀʀᴋ sᴏᴜʟ."

ʜᴘ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ. ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ #ᴏᴘᴜʟᴇɴᴛ. sʟʏᴛʜᴇʀɪɴ. ᴘᴜʀᴇʙʟᴏᴏᴅ. ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ. ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ. sʜɪᴘs (ᴍs) — ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ. ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ.

ʀᴛ?

[˗ˏˋ 𝓢͟𝐄͟𝐕͟𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐒 𝓢𝐍𝐀𝐏𝐄 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @HalfBloodPariah]

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shooting stars never fly
for me. my heart’s on
mars, kinda hard to see.
but you know, you know,
I’ll see you again.

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[— ✧ 𝓝 𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒂 𝓐 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 . @sn9kesbravery]

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⠀ ⠀ nysteria ‘ nyx ’ avery . the girl who
⠀ ⠀ defied her legacy . gryffindor’s head
⠀ ⠀ girl . chaser . friend of the trios . close
⠀ ⠀ friends with the weasley twins and
⠀ ⠀ ginny . does not take crap from
⠀ anyone . brave but cunning .
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[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

@UnhingedMirage // a siren OC. she’s disfigured and an entertainer.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

// have an idea for a fandomless oc but hmmmm

[damien milkovich @UnhingedMirage]

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[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

— Valerie took a moment to look him over again. she felt dizzy, perhaps this truly was a dream.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

“you can stay here if you’d like.” she offered a bit too quickly. Valerie paused for a moment, realizing how eager she sounded. “there’s a cot you can sleep on and no one would find you here.

I have to head back to the school soon anyway before they notice I am missing.” —

[𝕻𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝕷𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍 ˚☽˚.⋆ @HYPNOSISOFMOON]

His fingers closed around the vial as he met her gaze. “They’d hurt anyone without a second thought,” he said calmly. “But you don’t need to worry.... he can’t get past the barrier. Not while I’m here.”

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

“he must be a cruel being, harming an innocent animal.” she retorts, stroking softly at the fur on his head. “he will need a cleansing potion.

lucky for you, I can never resist helping someone in need.” the young witch reaches into her pocket and hands him a vial.

[𝕻𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝕷𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍 ˚☽˚.⋆ @HYPNOSISOFMOON]

“This is far darker magic. It stems from a cursed god.” His hand moved gently over the wolf’s fur, stroking with care.

[ᦾ. 𝖝𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖆꒷꒦ 𝖉𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖍𝖐𝖎𝖓 🎀 @RUSSlANVEELA]

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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 ／
⠀ 𝐗𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝐒𝐕𝐄𝐓𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐀 𝐃𝐎𝐕𝐀𝐇𝐊𝐈𝐍
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ♡ + ↻

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[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

Valerie huffed, a satisfied smile on her face. another life saved. she put her wand back in her robes and returned to her potions desk.

“he should be fine. the dark magic has left his body and he should be back to his normal self within the hour.”

[𝕻𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝕷𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍 ˚☽˚.⋆ @HYPNOSISOFMOON]

He watched as the magic burst from the object, striking the wolf’s body. He felt tense as he held the animal down. Ruin began to convulse, dark foam bubbling at his mouth, eyes wide.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

Valerie playfully rolls her eyes, leaning over her desk.

“it means you have a nice arse.”

[damien milkovich @UnhingedMirage]

he comes to a screeching stop, letting a sigh of relief.

“okay, if it’s not bad then… what does it mean?”

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

“I can promise you that it is not an insult.” she laughs to herself, making sure the essays weren’t ruined.

[damien milkovich @UnhingedMirage]

still, pacing as he throws his hands up in frustration.

“I can, because I don’t know if I’m being insulted or not!”

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

the shock of his words causes her to spill her ink.

“merlin, Lys! you cannot just ask those types of questions.”

[damien milkovich @UnhingedMirage]

he is pacing, back and forth in front of her desk.

“what does it mean, when someone calls you … dummy thick with three c’s?”

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

barely looking up from the essays she’s grading, a retort forms.

“oh, what a surprise.

you need my help for something yet again.”

[damien milkovich @UnhingedMirage]

cue him walking, to wherever @InnocentWillows was (her office most likely) and opening the door up.

closing it behind him, striding over to her.

“Valerie, someone called me a few things today that … I don’t understand.”

[damien milkovich @UnhingedMirage]

"ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪs ʀɪɢʜᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴇᴀsʏ."

ʜᴘ ᴏᴄ. ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ #ᴏᴘᴜʟᴇɴᴛ. ᴍᴜɢɢʟᴇ sᴛᴜᴅɪᴇs ᴘʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ. ᴀ ᴘᴜʀᴇʙʟᴏᴏᴅ's ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ. ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ. sʜɪᴘs (ᴍs) — ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ. ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ.

ʀᴛ?

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

// hey everyone. today is my birthday but I’m not having a particularly good one so I probably won’t be active. Love you all.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞 (parody) @InnocentWillows]

@silentstormsx // happy birthday!!!! and you look so cute!!