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I'm just a girl. Who's in love with a couch. And we're going to be together forever❤

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

Clare kept a list of everyone who roasted Dale and NOT A ONE OF THOSE MEN IS GETTING A ROSE #thebachelorette

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

Everyone: having fun doing the roast
Clare:
#TheBachelorette

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

DUUDE. That's like saying someone is brave when you tryna bang and they get naked. Say anything else. #ListenToYourHeart

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

It's happening #TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

Let's talk about fence baby... #TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

Describes my feelings on #TheBachlor perfectly.
For like the last 3 weeks.
#unexpectedmulaney

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

THE VIETNAM SITUATION IS TOO INTENSE OF A PHRASE FOR WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT
#TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

Does everyone not getting a hometown have to fit on that train???
#TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

Everytime Colton gets kind of upset...
IS IT THE WALL?!?!? #TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

Caitlin is us all with the hand-hold dodge #TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

I would react SO BADLY to "Can I walk you out?" #TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

There's going to be a pool party because Colton is contractually obligated to spend 50% of this show shirtless #TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

It is literally my idea of hell to have an exercise date WITH A FORMER PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE. Not cute. #TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

What she meant was that she didn't come here to lose another pagent.
#TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

The year my older sister left for college she took my favorite sweater and never gave it back. I know this for a fact because EVERY TIME WE SKYPED SHE WAS WEARING MY SWEATER. AND EVERY CONVERSATION STARTED WITH:

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

Apparently no one here went to preschool #BachelorNation

[x - 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀 🏒 🐧 💮 Pro humanity. @jessmfla]

Why don't these women just make a line and take turns talking to him? Everyone gets the same amount of time. It's SO easy. #TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

Add a red flag to that whistle. Not cute Catherine #TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

"You're attractive."
"No, you're attractive!"
Okay we get it. We're all super hot. Let's keep this shit show rolling.
#TheBachelor

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

I made it 45 mins into #TheBachelor before starting to drink. My sister is on a diet and showed remarkable self restraint.
She made it a full hour.

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

Routines are VERY important in the new year.
My new routine is late at night, I watch @TheMindyProject and every episode the production company gives me excellent life advice that I acknowledge is a good idea and then routinely ignore. #GoToBed #NewYearSameMe

[Sav @Inolikesabannah]

QUIT PLAYIN' YOU AIN'T PLAYIN'!!! Clay you be on the injured list. #TheBachelorette