Saint Pat or Lord Byron?

Jocular jokester jerk. Works in IT; formerly, radio and education.
He/Him They/Them; I smoked away my gender in HighSchool.
Definitely 18+, despite the evidence

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

I used to have a bumper/disclaimer that I played before any of my dj sets:
The views and opinions are solely those of the host and do not represent the views of <org list> or anybody with common sense.

[random guy on the internet @KharayKrayKray]

SCHOOL IS NOT A SCAM!!!

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

My favorite places nearby (that also happen to be in the same shopping complex and are proudly immigrant run):
Gyro place
Chinese American place
Tattoo parlor
Baklava place.

Wouldn't trade those places for the world.

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

Since we have the corporations are people thing...
I say we sue non consensual recording.
Very few states are single party consent states.
Apple watch listening in without all parties consent? Sue apple.

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

Yeah this one aged me.

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Linkin Park released One Step Closer as a single on this day 26 years ago.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

When the cat is displeased and refuses to acknowledge you

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

Ended up scrounging enough ewaste stuff at work to build myself a decent dev lab there.
...which is apparently not something people had considered before?

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

You did it - you scrolled so far you reached bliss

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

“i asked chatgpt,” yeah well i asked wishbone the dog and he taught me the classics

[Zophar @TheRealZophar]

"Important Notice: Don't give us your money anymore." There, fixed it.

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

I love this.
@umsl wants me to take a new student orientation class along with a math placement test.
Bruh. I have a bs in math from you guys and was recently a student.

Oh and on the bookstore, for umsl, you have to choose your campus.

Come on guys.

[Retro Tech Dreams @RetroTechDreams]

Sid Meier's Civilization II (1996)

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

Welp, Twitter updated.
Time to unfuck whatever silly settings it decided to change on me.

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

In IT, I love reinventing the wheel for a technical solution only to be told that said wheel does not follow the correct Wheel Guidelines that I was unaware of until the current conversation happened.

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

On the off chance you're attending EVO.
Go visit my buddy @ireneylee's booth.

[Frame-Data Scientist @mynus_jp]

OMG @ireneylee has outdone herself.

If you are at EVO this weekend check out Wavechan’s booth!!
#AlwaysKnicks 🧡💙

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

It really is the best way to relieve boredom when you're slumming it as a T1

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Oh, we're on the 3rd hour of this Helpdesk call? No, YOU hang up mthrfcker, this is the most interesting crap I'm gonna see this month and we're figuring it out.

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

Hey @hulu, wtf is wrong with you?

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

To quote my wife:
Go in there with white guy confidence.

[shenetworks @shenetworks]

I might be out of touch here.. but requiring 5+ years experience on specific applications seems unnecessary. Give me a week and I’ll be up to speed. I don’t think anyone needs that much experience to be effective

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[Saint Pat or Lord Byron? @Insanctussmith]

One day I'll sort out this issue.
Hopefully that is today.

...you know you're fucked when there's literally no documentation about exactly what you want to do.