Melissa

Everybody has an agenda. Have fun figuring out mine.

[Melissa @InsaneAssilem]

This is the type of stuff that makes my blood boil https://t.co/hORpDTsCaQ

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Suddenly Leave is surging ahead and my life is flashing before my eyes #Brexit

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😞

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@youcandoitall @juletheworld https://t.co/69SG4ZZBl0

[ForbesWomen @ForbesWomen]

#EqualPayDay find out the price of being a woman in these graphics:
https://t.co/ipHK9ZBPAs

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About to vote. I've literally been waiting my whole life for this. Hyperventilating.

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@sleddogwannabe thanks Aunt Blair!! It was a good one 😊

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Today marks the one-year anniversary of the dress that took over the Internet. Ah, memories.

[Melissa @InsaneAssilem]

Remember sophomore year when I wrote a love poem for an industrial stapler

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This guy has a helmet on with a GoPro attached. Spirit Splash is no joke

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Update: Spilled the entire Ramen flavor packet all over the table.

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First time in college that I've had Ramen. Defying the odds

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Roommate bonding activity: playing with playdoh

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There was a proposal in my math class??

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Ducks!!!! They make me so happy!!

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Decided to take out the trash but the bag broke halfway down the stairs. Nice.

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Thought this was my roommate. However, it is a watermelon.

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Need to do math homework, but also need to prepare for my fantasy draft...

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Just tied to log into a UCF computer with my OCPS student number :/ #TCmemories

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A guy even came over to our tent and said, "Just to let you guys know, you guys have the classiest tailgate I've ever seen."

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People around us today were playing drinking games and vomiting everywhere. Meanwhile, our tailgate consisted of playing dominos.