TheInscrutableSage

(she/her) Licensed Massage Therapist and Yoga Instructor. I like to write, art, and I talk to my plants. Mostly to apologize for not watering them more.

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@lw_writes Wingspan

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🙊👍🏻😁🤪

[KP *Brown Spiced* Upadhyayula @KP11Studios]

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Looks like I’m on a #dnd version of Pokémon Snap XD

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@hankgreen

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

If you see this tweet, QT with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating

It’s a video but she’s so cute

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My pronouns are very/well/designed.

[Friendly Non-Binary Dungeon Mom @FNDungeonMom]

My pronouns are in/the/way

hahahaha okay then 🤣

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Your last selfie is you on the outside. Your last saved meme is you on the inside.

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@TheSamanthaborn I have been. Overwhelmed with work and school. But thanks, that's nice to hear.💚💚

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The royal "we" implies the existence of the royal "y'all."

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@nancyvh @Ash_the_Tree @Nicole_Lee_Sch There's also people with COPD and other breathing difficulties that can make it hard to remain masked for long.

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@ZinNeverDies An owlbear egg
A giant tusk
Tons of dragon teeth
A simple golden ring, blistered and propped up on red, velvet pillows

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@long_spider @ZinNeverDies One of my players is in this predicament. As DM I've offered to let him make a new character, but he'd prefer it if something happened to his character that allowed him to be more interesting. So we're gonna try that.

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@OneTopicAtATime My gender is not taking enough time for the next two years.

Accurate.

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I guess I'm a Lvl 11 DM. 😈

[Warlock | A Fantasy Audio Drama⭐ @Warlockdnd]

What's your DM level? #dnd

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Hi! I'm Emily and I'm wasting the class' time.

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@TheSamanthaborn I have both. Sometimes my brain won't shut up. Then, I'll be in the middle of speaking to someone, and my brain will just go blank. Like it tripped and fell and I have to wait i silence for it to gather all the thoughts back up and just hope they're in the right order.

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@DnDWithPlumbing I've always taken into account t how the PC is searching. If they're only using sight, smell, hearing and just basically looking around, then it's perception. If they're getting close and being active in their search - feeling walls, turning over stones - then it's investigation.

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

🎉 BIG Giveaway 🎉

To celebrate the launch of the #GameMasterScreen tomorrow, we are giving one away!

(Rules posted below 👇)
#WyrmwoodWednesday #dnd5e #dnd #giveaway #dice #miniatures #dndart

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@deathbybadger Question: Endless corridors #4 ... was that supposed to be "cabinet member" or a literal cabinet?

Asking for a friend.

[gone! now christinedaae @ bsky 👋🏼 ✌🏼 @FujikakeRin]

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