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[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[alex @InsertN35346542]

@dummyyfrogg they have an app??

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When you smoke by yourself.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Good night sleep tight don’t let the gnomes rip your penis off

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

Cylinder

[fallon dinkley 🤩 @ziarastars]

DONALD TRUMP SEPTEMBER 28TH

[kk❦ @claudvneuman]

DOLLY PARTON I’M GOING WITH YOU MAMA

[Bunny_Guts @BunnyGuts69]

it should have been Charlie Kirk again

[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

working on a movie where sex is only legal for one night in a world where everyone has forgotten the Beatles and it all takes place at the beach that makes you old

[𝖘𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖆 @saviolaa_]

when u are already high as fuck and they still pass you the blunt 💨

[PhD in Don Bluth Studies @PunishedToponi]

Squirt people squirt people

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

what’s a good gas station pill to try for someone just getting into gas station pills

[alex @InsertN35346542]

@dummyyfrogg WITHOUT ME😭

[✮anna✮ @onenonlyanna]

low cut shirt so I can stare at my own boobs

[༺☆froggie☆༻ @dummyyfrogg]

both my male bosses having eating disorders and casually talking about the calorie count/deficit 🫩🫩
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

[planetary giø! 击 @itchyhaybitchy]

me leaving the lionsgate headquarters with the raw cut of Sunrise on the Reaping up my ass

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Trusted a fart and shit my pants

Whose fault is it? That’s right

Israel

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that