TMP2 Jester 🇺🇦🇵🇸

27 | Why are you reading this and not my tweets?

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@franifio @ajplus You knew. 🙌

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@_tamato_ @DripToMyLou @NorthSideCapper @xFlyGod Maybe you’re right, maybe you’re not, but either way, it’s much more fun to believe that they actually had that level of foresight.

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@selilyph Tell me about it, I’m Argentine… the last few years of my life in terms of football… I don’t have words for it man.

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@LeoBayern10 I get that you’re only counting KO games but I think a special mention has to be given to Ecuador v Germany & South Africa v South Korea, both crucial group stage games that saw their respective winners qualify for the Round of 32

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@OptaJoe Not anymore 🇦🇷😎

[TMP2 Jester 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Insertahandle]

@F_Edits Checks out 😎

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@theoldzealand Gotta love how it’s always been one of the two teams from the Benelux region as of late that eliminates the US

[TMP2 Jester 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Insertahandle]

@NealGardner_ Especially since for most other players on Argentina, the exact opposite happens: they’re great or alright at their clubs, but become beasts with +20 point boosts to all stats when playing for their country…

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@onlysammms There’s this app called Futez that literally describes itself as “Letterboxd but for Football”, it’s great stuff - you can rate the match quality, excitement, individual players, etc.

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@onlysammms https://t.co/fT2lEciXbE

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@NealGardner_ …. About that.

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@CrewsMat10 The 🐐 is gonna put up another masterful run in the World Cup!

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@NealGardner_ Yeah, our only hope for Argentina not to play Spain in such a scenario is if Cape Verde beat Saudi Arabia by more goals than Uruguay beat Spain..

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@theiaincameron Yeah but they’re all in different groups

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I’m smelling an Eloy Room level performance coming from the DRC goalkeeper, Lionel Mpasi-Nzau

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@NealGardner_ Bro, you could not have had much worse timing lmao

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@piersmorgan Lemme guess, you think Messi got lucky or some other bullshit with his two goals after you tweeted this drivel whilst drooling, you moron?

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@SamuraiiRadio Eloy room needs a statue rn, that was somehow even more impressive than Vozniha against Spain

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@Gideoomatic Yeah, and we all thought Cape Verde’s 0-0 was heroic, this shit was heroic ²