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I have an incestuous neighbor, so to get back at him I had sex with his sister and his girlfriend at the same time. We had a 2-way.

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If you’re an ayahuasca plant tonight, lock your doors

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I was scanning the files for anyone I knew

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The Epstein Files are nowhere to be seen

Meanwhile, my paper shredding business in DC just completed our largest contract ever

This is a complete coincidence

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Now here’s a guy who ejaculates prematurely

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start learning japanese ohtani, dudes not mlb ready

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Up syndrome

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my uncle hooked me up with an apple watch check it #VampLife

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Chapman needs to pinch hit #NYY #BOS

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Wait like my live bet will play on screen? Thats sick af

Next we need ai commentators to comment on the game but also how my bet is going

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Just when you thought you couldn’t get more degenerate: Amazon will allow NBA fans to connect their FanDuel account and display live bets/placed bets on screen during NBA action

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Tucker Carlson should swoop up charlie’s widowed wife

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[High school was great]

zhenya and i snorted adderall in the transgender bathroom

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usatoday explaining to me what OwO means

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How will this affect LeBrons legacy?

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

'Shots fired' at Charlie Kirk event at Utah Valley University https://t.co/BERa9RtplA

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new pope is from chiraq

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hate dennis shroder

makes me fucking sick that germanic fuck

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Yankees vs Confederates baseball would go hard

[Robby @robby__j]

@InsideScooPanch HES BACK

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Make CTE great again

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How does The Guinness book of world records, technically, define intercourse?

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🚨Breaking: Giannis to the bucks🚨