Mr. Mayhem

My pronouns are Mr. and Mister.

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What would Mayhem be without a hastily thrown together video montage? Not as good, that's what. #RackMe #LetsGetItOn
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Bonus tweet #2: Unhappy with often being scheduled in the last foursome, Reed has filed a lawsuit against Moran for pace-ial profiling. Moran has counter-sued and accused Reed of multiple wait-crimes.

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Bonus tweet #1: When fate unexpectedly throws them together on the same team, three estranged brothers have to work together to find new meaning amidst the Mayhem. The legacy they never knew may very well be their salvation. ‘Brothers Barely in Bounds’ Tuesdays after Chicago Fire

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Thank you for reaching Mayhem. Please read carefully as our menu options have changed. For an obscure reference that only 3 people get, press 1. For an offensive joke, press 2. To stop the Steely Dan music that haunts your dreams, press 3. But first, prove you are human.

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Package's latest business venture launches this week.

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McCann has his huge NIL deal with John Deere. Hardiman is a spokesman for Narragansett. Moran is an online influencer known as "RickTok". But other Mayhemers have to get creative to monetize their participation.

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Dave took offense last year at the accusation that he had gone soft, and that his house contained "Live, Laugh, Love" artwork. While not having that particular expression, he did admit to having a few "word art" pieces.

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Many don't know that before Will Smith was cast, the show was called "The Wicked-Fresh Prince of Boston" #1week

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Sure you've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of these?

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When "Day 1 Ken" calls you.

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Being in a long distance relationship is so hard. It seems like everywhere I look and squint, I'm reminded of him.

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Dave's stats add a great deal of fun to the competition. Props to him for all of the hard work. But I must say, some of them are a little tough to decipher.

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FX has announced a spinoff. Yes, Chef.

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The warm weather & rain have Dave's Mayhem Beer Garden starting to pop! #MadeWithLove #CageFree #HarvestComin

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We all sleep better at night knowing they're out there. #BadBoysBadBoys

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For some, the phrase “Shotgun Start” takes on a different meaning at Mayhem.

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Trying to one-up Las Vegas and its Sphere, Myrtle has recently added a new interactive visual attraction known as "The Beach Balls"

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Congrats to Steve for recently completing "Dry January." For a brief period of time at the end of the month, his blood alcohol content was the lowest it's been since the 3rd grade.

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When Mrs. Mayhem asks me how many times I got distracted today thinking about Myrtle.

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With apologies to Tracy Chapman