The governor of California just made this parody video illegal in violation of the Constitution of the United States.
Would be a shame if it went viral.
Simple solution to stop 100% of them forever.
Hire 4x fully armed ex military personnel to every public school.
96,000 schools at a cost of 30k per person (1,100 school hours). 11.5 billion total per year.
A fraction the cost of Ukraine free money given away.
Plus, you give an opportunity to all u.s. servicemen guaranteed employment when returning back to private life.