It depended on what he needed — sometimes it was worth $18k, sometimes $25k. He always paid me back, but indeed through different wallets. I also often ran giveaways on X or Telegram, and I explained the transactions to the authorities without any issues. They’re fully aware of that kind of thing.
I’m a crypto cuckold: I own crypto, but I can’t touch it — I can only watch it getting fucked.
Here’s my story.
Last April, I got slammed with a tax audit. They wanted me to explain every single crypto transaction I’d ever made. At first, I thought I’d messed up my gains reporting — but no.
Turns out, about a year earlier, I’d lent a sizeable amount of crypto to someone I thought was a friend on Telegram. We’d often lent each other funds for different projects. Always in good faith. Always paid back. This time was no different — or so I thought.
Then came the real shock. A judge summoned me over my crypto holdings. Apparently, several of my wallets had been moving funds to and from people tied to one of France’s biggest drug cartels. That “friend” I’d helped? He was using members of our group as an informal “crypto mixer” to launder his dirty money.
And tracing it back to me was child’s play. I’m a model citizen: I declare my holdings, pay taxes on my gains, and all my wallets are KYC-verified. To the authorities, I was a neon sign.
With my lawyer’s help, I proved I had no idea what was going on. Didn’t matter. They seized all my crypto — pending an investigation that could drag on for years.
Now I’ve got nothing left in crypto, even though it was my entire nest egg. I still believe in what this technology can do for finance. But that belief doesn’t change the fact that I’ve been sidelined, powerless, watching from the bleachers.
I own crypto. I can’t touch it. And I get to watch it getting fucked.
@staticctrades 100% true, unfortunately. I’ve known this guy for over five years, and I used to front him money so he could buy cars for his business. We’re talking transfers of 0.3 to 0.5 BTC depending on the market, but spread out over very long periods
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You're absolutely right — tariffs typically exert a lagged inflationary effect due to supply chain pass-through and cost absorption cycles.
That said, today's CPI (esp. core m/m at 0.1% vs 0.3% expected) shows no immediate pricing power from tariff expectations — meaning the market is still treating them as a potential deflationary offset via weaker demand.
If tariffs do get reintroduced post-90-day pause, the real inflationary impact will likely show up with a 1–3 month delay — so for now, markets are trading short-term CPI relief and fading Trump-related optimism.
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CPI y/y: 2.4% (vs 2.5%)
CPI m/m: -0.1% (vs +0.1%)
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🔍 What’s happening on the charts:
BTC rejected key zone: FVG + Monday High = local top
No bullish structure shift = bears still in control
Indices: SPX & Nasdaq failing to confirm breakout
Retail trapped: everyone expected a CPI pump, got the opposite
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Buy the rumor, sell the news — markets front-ran CPI
Powell isn’t pivoting yet — good CPI ≠ immediate rate cuts
Risk still high:
Trump’s tariff war on pause, but China still targeted
Geopolitical uncertainty
No macro clarity = institutions stay on the sidelines
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