Inspectah Dreck

Put the tweedle to these rubes. I gets rude. And I'm forced to fuck it up. My brain carries dreck like a garbage truck.

[Adult Man Left in Hot Car @scootergannis]

As bleak as things seem, there is always a way forward! Gotta keep planning for the future. 🙏✊

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Is that boat blocking the Suez Canal or is it taking time out for itself as a radical act of self care?

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

*The the tune of Weezer's Beverly Hills*

I'm 🎶 Mentally Ill 🎶

[Adult Man Left in Hot Car @scootergannis]

I am a huge Second Amendment supporter because getting slaughtered by senseless gun violence in public is one of the better outcomes for my life. #2A #TCOT

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

we 100 percent need to fix the deficit before we make contact with alien life. think how embarrassing it would look if an advanced species saw it

[Virgil Texas @virgiltexas]

the most dangerous weapon of all: ideas

[fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart]

a new shape just dropped. 2018

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Tripping balls in an EDM foam pit with Erskine Bowles and Darius Rucker, talking occupational licensing. I can’t feel my face.

[Adult Man Left in Hot Car @scootergannis]

"If Monica Lewinsky says that you masturbated into a trashcan in your secretary’s office would she [be] lying?” —Brett Kavanaugh, soon-to-be SCOTUS Justice

[Adult Man Left in Hot Car @scootergannis]

"Obungo, believe me, believe me. ICE? Big League. I would say we're very strongly interested in deportations, okay? And--listen, Studio 54? Okay? Many people are saying I had an extremely serious chance with Punky Brewster--until now, our immigration policy was like this close."

[Adult Man Left in Hot Car @scootergannis]

On this day four years ago, I blew off an interview with Teach for America so I could get drunk off 3.2% beer from a St. Paul gas station.

[Adult Man Left in Hot Car @scootergannis]

“Human life must be some kind of mistake. The truth of this will be sufficiently obvious if we only remember that man is a compound of needs and necessities hard to satisfy; and that even when they are satisfied, all he obtains is a state of painlessness, of nothingness."

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

the only good news about being this furious all the time is that it's likely to hasten my death

[Adult Man Left in Hot Car @scootergannis]

There once was a Senator Al
Deluded Dems thought he was a pal
But most men are trash
And politicians psychopaths
Resign? I hope he shall

[Adult Man Left in Hot Car @scootergannis]

Given where we are politically, and where I am personally, I would happily kill myself if I felt I had the social media clout for lots of posthumous likes and/or in memoriam posts.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

The desperate, abject, pathetic devotion to our awful national fantasies is killing us, and it's hard to see how we'll ever get over them.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

freedom means living in perpetual fear of death at the hands of a mass murderer https://t.co/ZNOeiy4YeV

[Adult Man Left in Hot Car @scootergannis]

"Anything is possible!"

– Attractive/wealthy white person whose idea of adversity is a bad breakup with an attractive/wealthy white person