Inspirational Manatee

Just an Inspirational Manatee. I still don't know how I feel about the term sea cow :|
NFTs:

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

Success has to be nurtured and fed. I hope my success isn't lactose intolerant because I feed it ice cream.

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

I'm single by choice. I just wish once someone would choose me.

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

Lose your pride and lose your fear but don't lose hope. Wait, has anyone seen my hope?

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

I'd like to create a startup where you can find someone who wants a hug using your smartphone

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

Always do your best. Or at least try hard. But know someone is probably way better at it without even trying in the slightest.

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

Never let success go to your head or failure go to your heart or too much dairy go to your tummy.

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

Who has two fat gray flippers and thinks he's an OK dude? This guy!

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

There's nothing like the sweet smell of success except baking cookies, fresh cake, cooling pies...

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

Had to stop watching inspirational videos online because my tears shorted out my keyboard.

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

When my closest friends are named 'Rocky Road' and 'Cherry Garcia,' I say 'Carpe Diem.'

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

When the highlight of my day was a telemarketer call, I say 'Carpe Diem.'

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

When the neighborhood kids beat me up and take my money, I say 'Carpe Diem.'

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

When I have to buy 2 airplane seats because of my size, I say 'Carpe Diem.'

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

When the ice cream parlor cuts me off because I've been overserved, I say 'Carpe Diem.'

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

When I realize nobody has called or texted me in over a month, I say 'Carpe Diem.'

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

I'm not a loser, I'm just a winner taking his time.

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

Dating is a numbers game. So far, all of my numbers are zero.

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

Have a positive body image, even if your body looks like a refridgerator with flippers and a tail.

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

They don't give out trophies for last place but you can order one on your own if you want.

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

I'm not a loser, I'm just the first place winner at giving up.

[Inspirational Manatee @InspireManatee]

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I have four of them that I use to eat sea plants.