DIRTY DELTA

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So @Delta is telling me I can’t PAY to upgrade my seat because those blocked seats are for TRANSPORTING PRISONERS. Y’all have lost your damn minds and I hope all of your customers too.

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This is wild @united been sitting on the runway for 45minutes with this plane getting hotter and hotter. No announcements and delayed because a guy waited for someone who was late and blocked the door and wouldn’t sit down.

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@shrekfan4lyfe Their sets are at diff times 👌🏼 you can do both

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When someone on a plane need to get in or out, get your stupid ass up and let them in or out. None of this “go ahead and slide in” nonsense

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Been on a tarmac for AN HOUR without a single announcement here in Denver @Delta this is crazy!! Just communicate with your passengers, is it that hard?!?!?

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Figure it out @Delta

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Standing at the Denver gate for 10 minutes now and our flight still hasn’t announced a delay or what’s going on. Was supposed to board already and not a single agent is at our gate.

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This woman is trying to be louder than TWIN JET ENGINES during take-off. You’re annoying as fuck. HUSH

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If you fart on an airplane, you go straight to hell.

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@Uber if I scheduled a blackcar pickup at LAX, it will pick me up curbside and not have to go to the Uber pickup area, correct?

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You have the worst customer service I’ve ever experienced @Hertz

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Passenger removed from the plane. Still no update. Whatever is happening on flight DL2385, y’all better make it be known. This was scheduled to depart at 1:24pm, IT’S 3:30PM BRUH @Delta. Literally a 45 minute flight, never flying yall again. Gonna need a refund for this shit.

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Literally sitting on the tarmac for 45 minutes after a 3hr flight delay.

COME ON @Delta 💀💀💀

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BOARDED AN AGO, WTF @Delta!! No announcement, no updates, nothing. Just sitting here for an hour after a 3hr delay. 😡😡😡

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If y’all really want to get on a plane without a mask on, don’t be sick. It’s so simple.

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@waitwtf1 @LV_doeshair @Instacart Nah they trash

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@COMMUTERBARBIE @Instacart Same girl. Y’all are garbage @Instacart

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@AtlantaWife @retiredknitwit @Instacart They’re trash and treat their workers the same.

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Yep. @Instacart is still trash folks.

Thanks for the reminder @WSJ

[MERT @MatthewTelles]

@twicebakedninja @Instacart @InstaTruth @instashoppers Three year tip conditioning initiative led by CFO Ravi Gupta.

He wanted to take tipping away. We stopped him, publicly.

He retaliated like a little fucking bitch and buried the tip option.

Sued him.

Then messed with the presets.

Suing him again.