InstacartShopper

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

I haven't done a Tops batch in a long time and I see @Instacart now has aisle numbers for it!! 👏🏻🎉

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

PS @AEO @Gap it's not the leg length. My jeans are longer, but the pockets are still much shorter.

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

MEN'S @LEVIS vs WOMEN'S @AEO and @Gap jean pockets. I shouldn't have to sew longer pockets to make them functional just because I wearing women's clothing. I shouldn't have to use a purse when I purchased clothing with pockets. Do better.

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

Shoppers: Hey @Instacart you have a little grammar error.
Instacart: We got you, fam.

Shoppers: -F

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

@Instacart I forgot the pic @Instacart

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

Hey @Instacart I really love working for you, but we gotta talk about app issues.

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

@Instacart Also, this is more funny than anything, but half the time @Instacart forgets to pluralize "batch" for the promo. I only studied a little code in college but I'm pretty sure that is a 30-sec fix.

I'mma hit you up again in a week or 2 to reiterate major app issues that slow us ♥️

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

@Instacart I hope so. Also, now I'm getting notifications to mark as delivered after I've finished the batch and already looking at new batches @Instacart 🤦🏼‍♀️

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

@mamanastase @Instacart I think it's supposed to mean a hard to find item or usually out of stock item, but what it actually means is the put it at the top of the list instead of with its aisle so we have to run back 6 aisles when we remember we already passed it.

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

I love going back to an aisle I already was in because @Instacart puts "priority" items at the top instead of in order with the other items #genius

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

@DaveEckels @KassyDillon This made me laugh and then feel bad about how that makes me a terrible person lol

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

... but I'll wait another day to tell @Instacart about other app issues. Please pass the message. Please stop changing the map and stuff until other issues are fixed. If it ain't broken, don't fix it, and if it is broken, don't break more of it. K bye!

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

Okay @Instacart Twitter team, that's all for now. I have other issues with the app, like the priority items at the top (and I saw the devs outright refused to change that even though every single shopper wants it changed - how disrespectful, really, to ignore us)...

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

I think it'll be obvious what you should tell the @Instacart devs about this one. It's perfect and never change it.

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

And tell the @Instacart devs that the past and present delivery notes are both showing up and it's kind of confusing.

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

If you can ask the @Instacart devs to stop asking me if there's a problem 5 minutes into checking out. Checking out isn't instantaneous guys.

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

@WildPreciousNow @Instacart I was doing an order today and look at this wonderful replacement recommendation. I couldn't have thought of a better substitute myself.

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

@AllThingsOC @Instacart Just remember that Instacart gives the best batches to the new people with less than 30 days experience and not the high-rated vets. Yep.

[InstacartShopper @InstacartShopp2]

@scmelanin @earthboundPat We have to weigh the item and it gives us a goal weight. A single banana is like .33 lbs, a bunch is like 2 lbs. If the shopper is actually weighing and not just filling random numbers then they thought they were getting what you asked for lol