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At work, I am the unicorn who is the keeper of the monsters. On Twitter, I'm mostly just confused.

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@parklandcollege Still unable to login any updates?

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@SJRbreaking Hahaha his privilege is showing no one goes to Walmart expecting service these people earn enough money to be on welfare you end up at Walmart because it's all you can afford leave those poor employees alone they've been through it I promise

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@DarrenBaileyIL meant what you said, and you said what you meant.

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@TheDoochMan it sounds like this man has the same condition as you.
https://t.co/B1tdULJHRz

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@CengageHelp Mindtap is down.

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@CengageHelp your system is down.

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@misfitsmarket very conflicted that you think a partnership with Urban Outfitters is a good thing. I appreciate you trying to get food to the food deserts, but using that avenue to get it there is ethically questionable.

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@adamfgoldberg He was the best. Thanks for giving us Pops. 😢

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@VoltairePrime @HamillHimself They are allowed to seek asylum. Protocol complete.

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@VoltairePrime @HamillHimself You have been living in your happy place. What's it like there in lala land?

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@NWSLincolnIL your special weather statement has sparked a discussion amongst my family as to what time exactly supper is. We are evenly divided between noon or 4:30pm using the times my grandparents ate.

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@emmatsalageek Hypocrites

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@WSJ shame on you for publishing Epstein's misogynistic word vomit. Here's hoping he had inspired several generations of women to further their education.

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@srmduke87 Funny I see a lot of Texas plates in Illinois. Now that the harvest is over, they're disappearing. Hmm, coincidence? 😂

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Thank you world! ❤️🌎🌏🌍

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@AblueUs @JoeBiden Rural, red, Illinois. Thank goodness Chicago keeps us blue! I'm spreading blue sprinkles downstate.

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@goodoldcatchy I fear you are correct. I just hope they have found a nice home for him by then. Maybe they can replay his 2016 campaign and he can pretend. I'm also wondering if Jr has his eyes set on the white house.

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@aliaena 😭😭😭 four years of fighting with people I thought were friends and family. Thank you for not forgetting us Paris! It ain't over, 'til it's over, but I feel stronger now. Thank you so much! This legitimately brought me to tears. Merci beaucoup! Beautiful!

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[Samantha Schmidt @schmidtsam7]

A man wearing a Puerto Rican flag tosses paper towel over the fence toward the White House. “Never forget,” he said.