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Time and attention, better than lamb’s blood

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@Leahc545 @bmcrespin He thinks that, because she didnt use the exact phrase “I killed a puppy” he’s making some sort of point I guess? And I guess he’s right? Since she didn’t say “I killed a puppy” and instead just described in detail how she killed a puppy?

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@Michael_Alan3 @FollowingForFu2 I love the “well I say otherwise, so the official people are wrong” confidence of this statement. Never let sources or facts get in the way of what you believe!

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@OtherDanOBrien Turning off our service, we were asked if we had another provider. Yup!
“Well, that’s a mistake” was said well under his breath. It was bone chilling.

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@FieldGulls Ah! Thank you!

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@FieldGulls

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Richard Sherman could never mention the Seahawks again, tattoo the 49ers logo on his face and flip off Seattle every time he flies over the PNW and still be a Seahawks legend who should be above reproach.

[Richard Sherman @RSherman_25]

I will support the teams I played for. You need to remember we brought the city that Championship not vice versa. So I will support both the 49ers and the Seahawks. Acting like you gave me something like I owe something.

You need to appreciate the team that brought you that and stay in your lane.

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@FieldGulls That’s a real bad look

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@bron4president @FieldGulls That first pass to DK was as perfect as humanly possible.

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@EvanHillHB No, because I’m 28 or above

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@johnhollinger

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@JasonKPargin I just kept getting more and more angry at this. Impeccable

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@samuel_kenyon So, like, convincing yourself of things, not convincing others of your value? That makes sense!

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I want to say that this guy, who is super smart and a great friend, is correct, but…

[Sam 7hrworkday4dayworkweek Kenyon @samuel_kenyon]

Everyone is their own greatest propagandist.

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@zaccheus414 @AriDrennen “Men are just hotter! I said what I said” -Right Wing Dad

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@SheaSerrano Done!

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@Mariners Only voted for who I thought should start

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@Slate Woah! “A teacher should be more understanding of someone stealing the food they bought for their students” is certainly a take. Damn.

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