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chicagoan, lawyer, mom, gardener

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

@ChipotleTweets Got the most brown disgusting guac ever. Chipotle bot didn’t care, said they’d raise it w mgt. thanks a lot

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

To recap this week's news: Donald Trump and Clarence Thomas were both accused of public corruption but it's okay because neither of them used a bullhorn so Tennessee expelled two black guys who want to stop the NRA from murdering children Texas forces people to give birth to.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

This is so good.
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[Instigator @Instigatorr]

@HallieBezner I mean duh. Who wouldn’t like it 😜

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

@Randomesq I generally eat 3 meals 2 snacks and wine scattered randomly through the day. Sometimes gin is my meal. I ❤️ you random.

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

@reallyhillary @Randomesq Yeah @Randomesq has a very selective memory

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

I wished my ex husband happy birthday today snd we made lunch plans. This is a level of detente I never https://t.co/0EzsF9NKrS maybe anything is possible

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

@HallieBezner Same with cleaning lady. Starts vacuuming right outside my office as soon as I get on a call, without fail!

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

I’m in that space where work forced me to change my phone pw and I have no fucking clue what it is

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

Wordle 298 3/6

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Cool pattern 😎

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

Prior to a medical visit I received a body parts inventory form. Is this a thing now?

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

Wordle 280 5/6

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Thought today might be my first fail. Whew

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Yes--please.

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

Wordle 269 2/6

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[Instigator @Instigatorr]

Daily Quordle #49
3️⃣5️⃣
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https://t.co/5ncyuk82EL

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

This violinist in Kyiv connected with a British musician and what results is so beautiful it made me weep https://t.co/I3Xfc3mn8V

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

Daily Quordle #47
5️⃣8️⃣
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https://t.co/5ncyuk82EL
Im obsessed with quordle

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

@Jillniki Amen sister!!

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

This lady is my hero. ‘Take these seeds so sunflowers grow when you die here’ https://t.co/N17BBZM5S2

[Instigator @Instigatorr]

Cheers to me! Mexico never disappoints