Cullen Senator of Armstrong

He/Him 28. The mother of all omelettes, Jack. Pokemon TCG collector (especially Mew) and Yugioh TCG player. Banner by @Gabis_placee

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

Holy shit, it’s Twitter

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

The fact that we have to fight man not to rape children in the 21st century is wild.

[Tide Yu-Gi-Oh! @TideYugioh]

The Master Duel ranked experience

[crunchy raccoon @pb_and_jaybird]

Good job, you know BASIC biology. Now learn ADVANCED biology and watch how quickly your argument falls apart.
Youre offended by transgender people existing because youre uneducated

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

@Pichuy123 And that’s why I am mad at the Direct, because the Switch 2 is the console I own. I am primarily a Nintendo gamer, and I’m fuckin’ starving out here. I’m Starvin’ Marvin in this bitch.

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

Either way, it’s too high.

We’re remaking a 20+ year old game and expecting that to sell a $500 console for the holidays? Are we actually fucking braindead, Nintendo?

[Zelda Universe @ZeldaUniverse]

How much do you think Ocarina of Time on Nintendo Switch 2 is going to cost?

$70? $80?

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

@Pichuy123 I did hear their State of Play recently was really good, though, so they’ve got that over Nintendo.

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

@Pichuy123 And it’s something people play BEFORE the actual games to decide who gets to go first, which makes the pacing of EVERYTHING in that game slow to a halt. Like, why the fuck would anybody want to tolerate that?

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

I wouldn’t even mind the Switch 2’s library being 95% JRPGs if they ACTUALLY had a HUGE first party title to look forward to for the system.

Guess what they don’t have?

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

I’m learning the average Nintendo fan really doesn’t like JRPG’s

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

@Pichuy123 I mean, the game is “new”, but it’s all content that already exists somewhere else. It’s the same content but shinier.

I’m not trying to diss OoT, but, like, can we get some NEW content that’s not Anime Slop Game number 6783, please, Nintendo?

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

@Pichuy123 And, like, why are we spending 5 minutes showing off and explaining fucking thumb wars? Fucking THUMB WARS??? Are we ACTUALLY dead fucking ass right now, Nintendo?

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

@Pichuy123 I know everyone loves OoT, but do people really wanna spend >$600 to play a game that’s nearly 30 fucking years old? Are we really trying to rely on THAT to sell consoles?

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

@Pichuy123 Yes, OoT is supposed to be coming out this year. Duskbloods, the Switch 2 exclusive FromSoft game, had NO gameplay footage this time around when its TEASER TRAILER earlier in the year had SOME gameplay footage.

Yeah, idk, Nintendo’s being really stingy with their reveals.

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

When every fucking game on a system is a remake, a third-party port, or anime slop, and that’s ALL they announce in the newest direct, why is anybody surprised that Nintendo fans are just not satisfied with this direct? Deadass.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Kyle Kulinski on Marco Rubio: “For the rest of his fucking life, his miserable putrid little life, he shouldn’t be able to walk 15 feet without somebody calling him a war criminal or a cuck for Israel or an imperialist. People should tell him that he should be locked up ASAP”

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Nancy Mace got 12%. Statistically, more South Carolinians believe in Bigfoot than wanted her as governor.

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

And he believes the best way to achieve this is to bomb random boats in the ocean and obeying Israel as it follows its Greater Israel Project for the Middle East.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump reveals that his birthday wish is world peace.

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

Why is anybody surprised by this?

Nintendo places Fire Emblem on the same level as Mario, Legend of Zelda, or Pokemon, so they’re going to price it the same as those three.

[M64bros @M64bros1]

..... OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!!!!!

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

Does Trump not remember how New Yorkers act toward outsiders fucking around in their city?

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump administration prepares major ICE surge in New York City.

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

@DTR_Vector I might just refer to him as “Homunculus named Greg” from here on out, that’s too accurate.

[Cullen Senator of Armstrong @InstinctCullen]

Uuuuuh… none.

Make something that’s not ports, remakes, or anime games for once in your fucking lives.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Lots of games appeared in the latest #NintendoDirect! Which ones are you most excited about?