Insurance Rando

P&C insurance shitposting. Per capita stats lover .. whitest white collar guy

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@FearedBuck “Whites are the most racist group of people there is”

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@MagaNomuck @Breaking911 Generators have become a big ticket item for stores, especially in convective storm prone areas. It helps lower insurance premiums as it mitigates spoilage and business income loss, in addition to having reefer trucks on site.. although for a lot your point stands.

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@TheGreenOldDill I bet some of the people paying that have a women in the house clearing $2,500 after tax lol

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@Shadzey1 Guests don’t know it but we’re only providing the 1787 Farewell Party bar tab drink list for our pool party.

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@mike1zr2 24/7 heat or actual seasons? I couldn’t imagine Christmas in 70 degree weather.

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78 would cause me to sweat inside which is why I have both my units on 68 to keep the basement, first and second floor nice and enjoyable.

He’s also only talking to the working class, he knows welfare and millionaires aren’t doing that.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

New York: it's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool.

Set your AC to 78 degrees, turn off lights/electronics you're not using, and unplug what you can.

Our City is doing its part too: maintaining the 78 degrees rule in our buildings, dimming/turning off our lights during peak electricity demand, asking private partners to do the same, and powering down non-essential equipment.

A stable grid means the AC stays on, and lives are saved. Let's ease demand — and get through the heat — together.

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Hero.

Need an Earl to hit the execution table so he can blast Dixie Chicks.

[Lysander Boomer @LysanderBoomer]

Bill Campbell has apparently attended all of the 26 executions conducted in Florida in the past year or so, holding a sign celebrating the execution and blasting songs like 'another one bites the dust' to drown out the anti-death penalty protestors.

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@Kronykal Timeline is going to significantly less spicy.

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@HardPass4 Can someone please explain how and why we don’t have term/age limits for our geriatric nursing home that is the House and Senate?

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@Oilfield_Rando Hats off, couldn’t be a road warrior after driving the entire state of Utah and CA in a week. Fly in and fly out.

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Can parents please stop putting their 9yr olds on adderall to focus through common core math, I need it to survive my mind numbing corporate insurance job and the shortages are getting old.

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@RobProvince Just finished the garage shelving and work bench for storage… 4 weeks into postpartum. Glad I did it for nothing.

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@washghost1 I don’t think I’d take a free Ford at this point. Their sedans sucked so bad they stopped making them and their CEO is a fucking moron. Glad he left Toyota and didn’t destroy Lexus.

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@VladTheInflator What state are you in? Depending on that and which part of said state, I can point you in the right direction for either direct carrier recommendation or an agency to reach out to.

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

One of the funnest parts of birthright citizenship is illegals rarely ever pay ER bills so you get to pay for their new American baby on day one and your hospital bills and insurance continues to rise to make up the difference. Weeeeeeee!

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@4nt1p4tt3rn An absurd amount of the health food/grocery stores that get sent in to my team are Asian markets. They literally sell live turtles and a newer u/w thought it was for gardens. Had to let him know it’s for turtle soup, decline them all.

Abysmal health standards.

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So if I illegally enter someone’s home and move my kids in, that’s their home now right? Everyone deserves to be there.

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@braxton_mccoy @4nt1p4tt3rn When I’d visit my buddy in Miami who is Cuban/Panamanian, he blasted workers who would come up and speak Spanish to us.

This just shows she’s appealing to the illegals, not the ones trying to assimilate and be productive.

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Thank god roofing contractors that hire illegals generally have ghost work comp policies or claim they’re a trade contractor because woooooh, that is something to see.

[Governor Dill @TheGreenOldDill]

This is an entire chapter of the OSHA manual in one photo:

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@ysn09_ Probably has more to do with the fact he had to get his back blown out by Thiel later and is required to maintain a strict diet by his billionaire sugar daddy but also the other theory.