Cadillac Cowgirl

Sweet like a Cadillac. I'm runnin on [Pendleton] whiskey, not walkin on water. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. Crazy hound lady.

[Cadillac Cowgirl @InsuredByGlock]

Only two things in life are certain: Death and if you fall asleep in a tank top when you wake up one of your tits will be out.

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@fayemikah It’s not even close to the same 🤦‍♂️

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It’s been a hot minute guys, but I’m back!

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Hot springs off the beaten path are everything in the winter 💙

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IT’s jUst a PieCE of CLotH
No. It’s much more than that.
God bless all of those who have died defending the flag and what it stands for

[Cadillac Cowgirl @InsuredByGlock]

I always gave Chad Michael Murray shit because he didn’t recognize Hillary Duff in the mask but honestly who tf are any of you

[Cadillac Cowgirl @InsuredByGlock]

Really regretting not putting in that home gym that I never once considered getting.

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Wait... there’s healthcare workers out there who actually have PPE and limited patient contact? That’s news to me 😂

[Jess Piper @EnglishTeach07]

“dO TEacHeRs thINk ThEy ArE beTTeR tHAn nUrseS?”

No, but nurses have PPE, limited patient contact, and infectious disease training. I have a couple English degrees, 120 kids, a mask, and a box of Clorox wipes. Please don’t compare us.

[Cadillac Cowgirl @InsuredByGlock]

Anyone who is upset over these particular executive orders are a part of the problem.

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@mikeymightyd

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IPAs are just pumpkin spice lattes to white men.

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Bartenders,
Please don’t get offended when we ask “Is there any alcohol in this?”
... we’ve been making our drinks extra stiff the last few months.

[Martin Luther King III @OfficialMLK3]

Love, not hate, will make America great.

[Cadillac Cowgirl @InsuredByGlock]

🤷‍♀️

[Cadillac Cowgirl @InsuredByGlock]

In 2012, the attack in Benghazi resulted in the first death of an American ambassador overseas since 1979, as well as the death and injuries of several individuals which was ignored by Democrats. This is why the recent attack cannot be ignored. I fully support Trump’s retaliation

[Cadillac Cowgirl @InsuredByGlock]

Merry Christmas to me

[Cadillac Cowgirl @InsuredByGlock]

Today is the sixth anniversary of a suicide bomber attack in Afghanistan that claimed the life of my dear friend Nick. He was a huge @tobykeith fan. Toby did a tribute to him during one of his shows not long after. He is forever in my prayers #americansoldier

[Cadillac Cowgirl @InsuredByGlock]

@RobJustJokin

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That moment when you’re in the nursing field and barely even get the opportunity to pee, but Senator Walsh claims that all you do is play cards.