Ngl if I did know how to do splits, Iβd be annoying as Kenzie ππother girls be twerking but Iβll do the splits π€they ask whatβs my talent I do splits πi feel happy I do the splits ππππΎHR challenge do the splits ππThey ask me what I bring to the table I do the splits π
Reasons I wouldnβt last on Love Island ππ
1. I canβt kiss multiple guys in one day. Ewwwβ¦ thatβs madness. π
2. Iβd be asleep 90% of the time.
3. Iβd reject every βCan I pull you for a chat?β because Iβm too lazy to talk.
4. Iβd be sleeping across the whole bed in everyβ¦.
Love Island USA needs to end ASAP so I can get back to my life ππ. Iβm way too invested in these people, as if Iβm the one whoβs going to find a man and win the $100K. πππ
You ever been broke but God still supplied your every need ?ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Ever dated someone who vanished after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. Just clean silence and a peaceful exit like you were never part of their life.